ppl calling me wc larper newcome like im sorry my accounts get suspended bc everyone is spewing retarded takes about haaland and i tell them that they arw retards 🥺
Luis Enrique: "I loved watching Pep [Guardiola's] #ManCity and [Enzo] Maresca's. It's fun, entertaining. You attack a lot but you also defend.
"They're in a very good moment, they've won all their matches. They're 1st [in the Premier League], have a lot of quality players, a manager with clear ideas. It's a motivating challenge!" [via @LMDPSG]
Luis Enrique on #ManCity's situation: “There’s always a lot of noise around big clubs. Everyone will have to wait for the final decision from the person who’ll make the decision. We’ll wait and I hope it ends well for @ManCity because everything that was done on the field has been incredible. They deserved to win all the trophies they won..." [via @PSG_Report]
People have asked me what I will do when Lamine Yamal wins The Ballon D’or.
I have already planned so much.
Firstly, I will be going to my local baker, and asking her to design a cake, as attached on the image. I will be cutting and eating it after the ceremony. I will be eating it with my nephew, my mother, and I will even try to see if my ex girlfriend will allow my son to attend, as this occasion would be one of the most important days of my life.
My father will not be invited, as he will just insult me.
But before that, I will be doing his celebration when the winner his announced.
Finally, I will be cooking for the day. Lamine Yamal’s favourite food is hot dogs, so I will be making hot dogs for the entire family. Homemade sausages. I have ordered a sausage press just for this. And as per my restaurant idea, I will make it Lamine Yamal themed. Lamine Yamal dogs.
But I feel I could do more, for such a special event. I do not know.
We all watched the game 11 v 11. An argument can be made that the #10 was the worst player on the pitch. We cannot play him against teams that do not play low block.
Maresca, time to show some balls and bench his selfish ass
Everytime something bad happens or someone talks weird to me I just imagine myself making it in life and thinking if theyll act the same way, i don't rlly know if it's delusion or manifestation I just know that shit gonna come true n I'm gonna work my ass off for it