Debbie Farmer

Easily distracted by sparkly things.
I'm not short, I'm fun-size!

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@KemiBadenoch Cat check: When David Cameron became Prime Minister in 2010 UK national debt was £1.03 trillion; by the time the Tories left office in 2024 it had more than doubled to £2.7 trillion.

[Richard Woodruff 🇺🇦 @frontlinekit]

French senator perfectly describes the Trump situation.

[Adrian Edmondson ❎ @AdrianEdmondson]

I asked my legal team and they said I didn't say what I said when I said it. In fact I didn't know what I'd done until someone found out, and then I couldn't remember what I hadn't said I hadn't done anyway. Committing a crime isn't a crime!

[Debbie Farmer @Debs_100]

@huwsdavis Awww 😍

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Having successfully captured prison escapee Daniel Khalife, the Metropolitan Police can return to hunting for a PPE contract awarded to someone without a friend or family member who’s a Tory MP…

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Suddenly being asked for your thoughts in a meeting when you've spent the last 15 minutes thinking about which sandwich to have for lunch.

[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

Snap. Age. Anger. 🤜

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

… and so it goes on. Gathering now outside Karaj prison to save another 4 about to be hanged.

People are not expecting outside help. So now a call for nationwide uprising:

‘Now is the time to act. Execute the uprising"

All over Iran.

God help them.

#IranRevoluion

[NewsThump @newsthump]

Blimey, Labour are really going for the jugular with these new attack ads.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Suella Braverman’s parents emigrated (those horrible economic migrants not from a war zone she hates).

She went to Cambridge for free and didn’t collect £27k debt like everyone else. Scrounger.

She used the Erasmus scheme to study in France. Which she has blocked.

Horrible.

[The Jase 🐶 🎸 🎥 @jasemonkey]

Don't know why but I suspect Boris Johnson might be lying. #PrivilegesCommittee

[Debbie Farmer @Debs_100]

@huwsdavis Good luck with that. You do know that you're staff, don't you? 😄

[Lady Helen spicer @Helenspicer15]

#ToriesOut247 WakeUp!!!
#GeneralElectionN0W

[tom ellis @tomellis17]

If more people were like @GaryLineker then I have a sneaking suspicion the world would be a better place. Pretty sure the defeat of nazi germany was all about securing freedom, liberty and free speech for the world. I stand with Linekar on this. Shocking decision from the BBC

[Bon Jovi @BonJovi]

THANK YOU ALL ❤️🗡️ @youtubemusic @jonbonjovi

[Debbie Farmer @Debs_100]

@huwsdavis Ah oui!

[Michael Angus @MichaelNAngus]

If you still vote @Conservatives with these statistics I have no words.

[The Poke @ThePoke]

"And then they decided to promote growth by making sure almost nobody had any disposable income." #AutumnStatement

[The James Bond A-Z Podcast @JamesBondAtoZ]

@ThePoke @_Neelsreeldeel You missed the best one https://t.co/wXrfJZcBZl