debsarnold

Just me...a lady...plain and simple

[Jaylene🐰 @playmatejaylene]

The first trillionaire in human history

- Elon Musk
- Born in South Africa
- Bullied relentlessly as a kid
- Immigrated to North America
- Arrived with a backpack and a dream
- Built Zip2 with his brother
- Sold it 4 years later for $300 million
- Co-founded PayPal with the profits
- Revolutionised digital payments
- Sold PayPal to eBay for $1.5 billion
- Bet everything on Tesla and SpaceX
- Got mocked for electric cars
- Got laughed at for reusable rockets
- Nearly went bankrupt in 2008
- Kept building anyway
- Turned Tesla into the world’s most valuable automaker
- Made EVs mainstream and transformed the automotive industry
- Made reusable rockets a reality
- Reduced the cost of reaching space by 95%
- Sparked the modern commercial space race
- Built Starlink and connected millions around the world to high-speed internet
- Turned SpaceX into the most valuable private company in history
- Bought Twitter for $44 billion
- The world said he overpaid
- He was called reckless, stupid & crazy
- Advertisers fled, media declared it dead
- Critics called it the worst acquisition in tech history
- Renamed it 𝕏
- Rebuilt the platform anyway
- Turned it into one of the most influential platforms on Earth
- Launched xAI and accelerated the global AI race
- Sent astronauts to space
- Is trying to get humans to mars
- Created millions of jobs
- Generated hundreds of billions in value
- Inspired an entire generation of builders

Before:
- Failed repeatedly
- Worked insane hours
- Slept in factories and offices
- Got bullied, laughed at and mocked
- Constantly told “it’s impossible”
- Kept building anyway
- Made it possible

Today:
- Richest person on Earth
- First trillionaire in human history
- Largest IPO in history $1.77 trillion

Most people quit when the world laughs at them.

Elon Musk built the future instead.

Love him or hate him…

Nobody has changed more industries in a single lifetime.

Payments. Cars. Energy. Space. Social Media. Communications. AI.

History won’t remember the people who said it couldn’t be done.

It will remember the people who did it anyway.

Congratulations Elon.
The first trillionaire. 🚀

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

This is a painful, car crash interview.

Peter Kyle: I believe in the plan!

Naga Munchetty: When did you seen the plan?

Kyle: I haven’t.

Naga: Did Mr Healey and Al Carns see the plan?

Kyle: Of course!

Naga: So they’ve both seen the plan and resigned.

[Patrick Christys @PatrickChristys]

Starmer has chosen his own job over the defence of our nation. He would have to sack Rachel Reeves in order to fund defence properly. He’s chosen not to do that because if the Chancellor goes, he goes. That is not patriotism. That is weak, selfish cowardice.

[We Like Sport, Sport @NaeOtherTeam]

#WorldCup Referees:
#MEXRSA

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Release the footage, you evil bastards!

[• @utdjohnyy]

🚨 BREAKING!

Manchester United’s anthem “Take Me Home, United Road,”
popularly known as “The United Road Song,” has been voted the best football anthem in the world 🥇

[Marca]

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

how can I assist you? ☕

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

😩 The UK is truly one of a kind.

They will portray her in film & TV one day…just like they did with
Margaret Thatcher.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

I’m astonished that even Labour’s coup against their leader is turning into a shambolic, embarrassing farce full of dithering, timidity, U-turns, and broken promises.
So unlike them!

[BLAIM GAME @BLAIMGame]

“We asked 48m voters ‘What would make you vote for Labour again’

You said - Gordon Brown

If it’s up there I’ll give you the money myself”

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Sprinting away would also be acceptable.

[debsarnold @debs_arnold]

@RachelReevesMP Keeping costs down? Who exactly are you trying to convince? You couldn’t squeeze people or business much harder

[Christopher Talbot @Lord_Talbot64]

@RachelReevesMP If you want to improve our lives......resign.

[debsarnold @debs_arnold]

@RachelReevesMP Between you, you are the worst thing ever to happen to this country. You are systematically destroying business, both large and small. Almost everyone I know is working in businesses making redundancies, again both large and small. You never answer anybody or anything.

[Daniel in Golders Green➡️🇬🇧 @DanielGoldersUK]

@RachelReevesMP Your evil socialist policies are destroying our country.

-Over 580,000 businesses destroyed in the last year
-Over 280,000 payrolled jobs destroyed
-Over £1.1 TRILLION in taxes plundered from the productive private economy
-Over £152 BILLION in borrowing

Get Labour OUT.

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

It’s been a totally devastating night for Keir Starmer and Labour.

We’re hearing the PM is being comforted by Ed Miliband, who has advised him to resign later today, but not before one final ‘man date’ with Nigel Farage.

{satire}

[Bernie @Artemisfornow]

Starmer says he can’t go because it would plunge the country into chaos 🤣

He’s managed to blame the results on the last 14 years, whilst suggesting the public want harder and faster “change”

Because his chaos is actually making it better 🤡

[Lisa @aquitainexox]

@Keir_Starmer @hippydreadlock The most unpatriotic PM in our history

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

@Keir_Starmer I don’t think you’re on my side