debbie

USMC Vet

[𝗣𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮🌸 @Prisyroom]

when i accidentally tell someone too much about myself and realize i can never take it back

[b. @oc3ansluut]

i’m all nervous no system

[sexaholics anonymous @dfordai]

lock yo cards man apple just dug clean in my ass while i was sleep

[clara @clarafables]

if I say “i’m gonna read this book soon,” please know that “soon” could mean tonight or 2050.

[debbie @debscuarto]

Tbh I don’t really know how to wait. Like I’m such an impatient person. But somehow, no matter how much noise my mind makes, I still check… just in case. I keep holding out hope… just in case._.

[CELIA🐝 @CELIAYONCE]

This is what it looks like when you go to the gym instead of the doctors 🙃 🥰🥰🥰

[debbie @debscuarto]

I hate how petty I can get after I get my feelings hurt. Too old for that shit

[quotebot against humanity. @cIowneryism]

“are you locked in?” no i'm tucked in GOODNIGHT

[BEYONCÈ FINE COUSIN🫶🏽 @VaJaiJade_]

Jumping from Carrie to Crystal lake is wonderfully crazy.

[amy @amydarcey7]

ceo of staying awake way later than i should every night

[Up1™️ @damnITdamee]

Y’all be saying “def” cuz y’all can’t spell defanently. I peeped.

[lil sno @younger__jeezy]

We, the general public, should not have known that Robert Downey Jr was Dr. Doom until December 18, 2026.

[proposition dre @juicelessdre]

A cute brunch in dc and baltimore can turn into a 15 hour bender very quickly

[vivian @vivian39_]

Normal states: not too often

Maryland: lmao

[sparkleboob @baysueb]

at the ren faire and my dress keeps getting stuck in my butt crack and a lady just came up and said thine dress is in thine crack

[debbie @debscuarto]

lmao didn’t surprise me btw

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

The last thing you idiots need is a fucking flying car.

[정이안 🫛 🇯🇵 🇰🇷 | Ian’s strongest soldier @nijllive]

@PopBase Can’t nap, can’t eat nothing, goddamn what can we do atp

[NONBINARYFAN @NONBINARYFAN]

dont Be afraid to Reach out for Help. Even a Hamburger needs its Helper

[debbie @debscuarto]

It’s humid. In October. I should not be sweating, because of the HEAT, in October. It is October. WTF