Back to finish what we've started!
⚾️ vs. Coastal Carolina
🕚 11 am ET
🏟️ Dick Howser Stadium 🏡
⏩ Top of the 6th inning, FSU leads 2-1
📺 ESPNU
🎟️ Fans with tickets for the suspended game will need to present their tickets for entry to today's resumption.
Behold: the final boss of suburbia.
This absolute reformed swamplord looked at a $40 pop-up tent, some 2x4s, and a John Deere, then declared war on sweating forever. You can take the Florida out of the sticks, but the sticks just built him a mobile yard command center with 100% shade and zero shits given.
He’s not mowing grass—he’s piloting a rolling redneck yacht through HOA waters, sipping victory while the neighbors rage-type on Nextdoor. One-man parade at 5 mph, full tiki bar vibes, eyesore upgraded to engineering legend.
Unfiltered Florida genius. Peak evolution. 🌴🍺
#firstalertwx well - that (extended Red Snapper season) didn't last long on the Florida/Ga. Atlantic coast: https://t.co/0PD7ZKTqcN @ActionNewsJax@WOKVNews
@elonmusk Hi Elon!!!! I am super duper excited about Starlink!!!!! Thrilled it’s going to be on Southwest and also with T Mobile for me personally!! How can I get in line for stock soon? Any waiting list????
An Air France flight bound for Detroit was diverted to Montreal on Wednesday afternoon due to concerns that one of the passengers on board may have been exposed to the Ebola virus. https://t.co/ifcOQ7cf0N
My wife sent me to Publix for milk. Two hours later I’m on IPA #5, elbows deep in wings, patrolling the self-checkout like a damn security guard with a pint in my hand and a suspicious eye on every Yankee trying to scan their own kale. 🧐 🍺
This is not a drill. They put a real bar inside the store. 🍷
Publix: Where shopping is literally a pleasure. Came for the BOGOs, stayed for happy hour, leaving with a solid buzz and zero milk. 😂
The best part? Sitting at that bar watching all the other husbands slowly realize they’re never making it home with the groceries either. 👏🏻
Is it still grocery shopping if you’re hammered? Asking for a friend who’s definitely sleeping on the couch tonight.
Send help. Or more wings. 🍺🛒💀