Dec

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[Ant. @anthonypaphitis]

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[England @England]

Iconic.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

Englishman: "That your dog?"

Welshman: "Aye"

Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?'

Welshman: "Dog don't talk.”

Englishman: Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doing all right."

Welshman: (look of shock)

Englishman: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)

Dog: "Yep."

Englishman: How's he treating you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."

Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!)

Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Welshman: "Horse don't talk.”

Englishman: "Hey horse how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)

Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman)

Horse: "Yep."

Englishman: "How's he treating you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."

Welshman: (Look of total amazement!)

Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Welshman: "That sheep's a fucking liar!!”

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

I’ve seen this kind of damage but only in Tom and Jerry

[Ashlea Simon @AshleaSimonAFE]

Klaus Grabowski molested and murdered a 7 year old girl in 1981 in Germany

Marianne Bachmeier, the girl's mother, smuggled a handgun into the courtroom and shot Grabowski 5 times, killing him instantly

She proudly served 3 years.

[Dec @dec86044058]

@Connor11W @SimpleFacks We will win

[Second Tier podcast @secondtierpod]

Krystian Bielik - who’s missed the last 12 months through injury - comes back to score a 95th minute overhead kick to equalise for Derby.

The Championship, ladies and gentlemen.

[Only Fools and Horses @OnlyFoolsHQ]

It is with great sadness that we bring you the news that John Challis, known to millions as Boycie, has passed away. Our thoughts are with his wife Carol and his family and friends. John died peacefully in his sleep after a long battle with cancer.

[Alby @ALBY_LAD]

Blagin your akip on the train cause you haven’t got a ticket

[Dec @dec86044058]

@lennyyy26 @jen98x Thumb up arse

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@maxmccamley_ He think🤬

[Dec @dec86044058]

@maxmccamley_ Come down we have laugh

[Dec @dec86044058]

@maxmccamley_ Make mind up

[Dec @dec86044058]

@MattShenton1 @Connor11W I bet it is ok

[Dec @dec86044058]

@danl2001 😡👊

[Shenick Jain @Shenick_7]

If you ever need to explain TEAM, you can see it here. #Eriksen

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Gary Nevilles came a long way from his MNF debut

[Dec @dec86044058]

@_liamhanson_ Ok

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

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