dec agon

listen here, hotshot

[aj 𐂂 @ionrobotcookie]

omfg they was strict in 2021

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

my homegirl gave birth so i brought her a crossword puzzle to the hospital she said “thank you but do it look like i wanna do a fcking crossword puzzle?” like oh ok sister fck i thought 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[mrs mind freak @quiet_homeboy]

Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”

[beck @cardgani]

top 2 resurreciones mas iconicas

1. jesucristo al tercer día
2. bridgit mendler un 10 de junio

[ᴀʟᴇᴄ 🍃 @alecsbutt]

The way you can literally hear it echoing in the recording booth 😂

[xVx_CoolDude69_xVx 🌋🖤 @XCoolDude69X]

i'm actually in tears over this

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

Oh great, you've thought of a sentence that uses every letter of the alphabet. Too bad it perpetuates harmful stereotypes about dogs and foxes. I hope it was worth it

[໊ @soysabil]

pretending to be asleep so the cop that arrested me has to carry me to my cell

[redrum @griffisu]

eventually there will be an infant capable of handling 115° car interior we just have to keep trying

[‏ً @TiaRealities]

Lunes

[ṃagno @House0fWanda]

One of black widow abilities is running

[Nite @nitebayonetta]

My 1hp sash whimsicott coming in as my last Pokemon after my whole team died to mega floette:

[💎 Symmillionaire 💎 @Symmillionaire]

Symmetra blasting Slayyyter on her way to Coachella

[Henri @hxnr__]

Bait enorme quando fui escutar essa música por conta desse trecho

[𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙤𝙨 ꕤ @B3AUTlFULRUlN]

IS THAT THE VEGAN TEACHEHRSBDH

[laike 🐻 comms! @ohlaike]

what playing main support feels like

[jen$en @jensenoutsold]

Erika Kirk use to be a FREAK

[Neo @NeoWokio]

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV