If this is your first time visiting America, you absolutely must find a Chick-Fil-A. Get a chicken sandwich with pickles, an eight piece, waffle fries, and a frozen lemonade.
Trust me.
Thank you, European soccer fans, for reminding us of how great our country is.
With all the political bickering I’m afraid we too often take it for granted.
Your timing was impeccable, on this our 250th birthday, and we are forever in your debt for bringing the beer.
I encourage every American who hasn’t been to Europe to do so. I’ve been many times and it’s an amazing continent with amazing history and even more amazing people.
But make sure you post pics, as something tells me they may need to be reminded occasionally, too.
Impotent pigs that purr like a cat? Horse faced clout swatters? And discord boyfriends in federal lockup? Sounds like a fine Saturday evening youtube stream to me. Tomorrow at 6pm cst, 7pm est on Youtube.