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@RedSoxEnjoyer24 We tried to warn all of you. Maybe he gets a big hit for you in the post season.

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@jbenowitz1831 He’ll DH for a while

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@TheBmoreBattery Not unexpected.

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@DanClarkSports @RedSox This is about what you can expect from him.

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@onenastycamaro Moved to South Carolina 2 years ago
I dearly miss this delicacy!

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@zachbollinger18 Surely accountability has to be coming soon. They surely wont make us wait til the end of 2027

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@jbenowitz1831 Jason, you win the internet for the weekend.

Perfectly stated sir.

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@TheBandOfficial @r0bbier0berts0n The world is a better place because of The Band

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@tylermilliken_ He’ll be bouncing those throws at Fenway. His defense is severely overrated.

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@zachbollinger18 Glad I’m not terribly invested in the Ravens. The Orioles crush me 7 months if the year.
I can’t do this year round.

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@zachbollinger18 Concern seems to be everywhere but in the dugout.

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@zachbollinger18 The Amish Girls Softball Team currently all over X has more determination with a bat in their hands than this turd sandwich the Orioles are giving us.

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@zachbollinger18 The Rangers should just skip their at bat in the bottom of the 8th and let us ply thru.

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@welcometoMLB Most of his throws to 2nd will bounce at least one. His defense is greatly exaggerated.

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@candyce_ford36 Uhhhh he’s a dude

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@Baseballhead11 @MLBNetwork He can’t stay on the field. His talent is greatly exaggerated.

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@FenwayFarmer @MLBNetwork His defense is greatly exaggerated. You’ll be disappointed.

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@onenastycamaro I got the hoody for Father’s Day ! Great surprise

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@zachbollinger18 Don’t want to see them throw hands to violently but we need to clear the bench soon. Need to see who’s committed and who wants out.

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@DanClarkSports @Orioles Huge uppercut for a small guy