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I would be more upset about the state of “manic pixie dream girl” if movies hadn’t taught me that the world is in fact flat and that all women are actually witches
I’m pro tariff. The only reason we don’t have more of them is because corporations have lobbied our government to lower trade barriers… which has benefited large multinational corporations at the expense of American small businesses and workers.
Can’t wait for the meteor that ends life as we know it to make landfall on the coast of Canada (preferably in a rural area) so I can drop everything and go help out with the clean up
I know when it’s time to quit my line cook job at the busy restaurant and move on to bigger, better things… when I start getting more joy out of using a handheld laser thermometer than from cooking
When I was a line cook every now and then I would be in the walk-in cooler for like 10 minutes or more at a time because it was so hot and stuffy and humid out… this is one of those rare moments that made me think… perhaps they should have put air conditioning in the kitchen.
You know what makes for a great first date? Getting a pint and then going to see a live horse racing event at the track… just you, your date, some strangers, and a bunch of horses sprinting around in circles. Absolutely magical stuff.
I got rid of the secondhand leather armchair in my bedroom that I was always cold in, but then I went and bought a new secondhand leather armchair for the living room, so unfortunately there’s still a chance I could be perpetually cold