Dillon

[Dillon @decclesine]

@rittentw @PaulHodowanic This is the equivalent of selling shares of Apple in 1984

[Dillon @decclesine]

@UPS worst mail experience of my life - next day delivery turns into 4 days for a package that is no longer relevant to me then - hours of customer service (2 separate calls) beyond useless and still have zero answers - i think the defunct pony express would have been quicker

[Dillon @decclesine]

@TheDarkestMavis You would be junk at the sweep, your cart would be full of veggies and salad dressings!!

[Dillon @decclesine]

@holy_schnitt Nice I met you in gem saloon line on halloween! Where you wanna meet on 12/1?

[Shane Ecclesine @ShaneOEcc]

My sources tell me KD to the Knicks. #knickstapepartdeux

[Dillon @decclesine]

@AloysiusIV @TheDarkestMavis @budweiserusa @giantsfan5228 good thing there's no such thing as a 2-pack, I'm enjoying one with all 4 of you!

[Dillon @decclesine]

@EastBreese I took Emeka Okafor and Karan Butler - they're not bad players

[Dillon @decclesine]

@UCLAFootball hey guys - I put 100 dollars on you to cover - can you step it up plz? tryna have a steak dinner w/ @giantsfan5228 thanks

[Dillon @decclesine]

@TheDarkestMavis pal that's like complaining after asking a blind barber to cut your hair. shouldn't be subscribed in first place smh 😔

[Dillon @decclesine]

@Ask_Spectrum internet cut out in middle of @pawnstars episode - the saddest thing about betrayal is it never comes from your enemies :(

[Dillon @decclesine]

@PapaJohns don't listen to @TheDarkestMavis he's trying to pull a fast one on you - he sent me a Snapchat of the BBQ chicken!! Unethical!!

[Dillon @decclesine]

@TheDarkestMavis humble brag!

[Dillon @decclesine]

@TheDarkestMavis Intellectual property theft!!

[Dillon @decclesine]

@PFTCommenter Who you got in a grit off between LeGrande "Grit" Young and Danny Woodhead? #someareborngrit

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