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@gemswinc Not yet. I'm working on it.

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@MrRaceBannon He looks like he was the victim of an ufo abduction where his head was enlarged. Now his mean little brain is lost wandering in a big dark empty.

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@ariesjenjen @Ibotta Jen the bird site has turned into a right wing echo chamber. A lot of us have moved over to Mastodon. You can find me at @[email protected]

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@MrRaceBannon Is that even legal?

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@SuckerCarlson They are having a raffle. First place is one date with Sarah. Second place is two dates with Sarah. Third place three dates with Sarah.

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@realTuckFrumper Kari you should talk to the orange freak driving your little car.

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@ask_aubry I must of missed that day of biology/cooking class.

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@realTuckFrumper Is he going to use his Hogwarts wand to accomplish everything he wants to do?

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@MikeSington What kind of bondage are they into?

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@GOP Your plan to help is to kill social security and medicare. Why don't you just shut up?

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@joncoopertweets They look like the kind of guys that would climb over Annette to get at Cubby.

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@LeaderMcConnell Mitch who the hell taught you politics? Gym Jordan?

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@Jim_Jordan Gym you must have a beanie with a propeller on top. You wander around Washington wearing it thinking your important because you have a beanie with a propeller on top.

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@GOP Hey GOP! Do you have anything constructive to say? All you do is whine. I feel like I should give you a cracker and set you down for a nap.

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@OTOOLEFAN It would be interesting to see what their economy would be after we pulled the military out, and they would have to stop using the American dollar.

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@jaykelly26 Science? Crap. It's fun to watch them pop.

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@pulmyears @MintcakeTime They can own us. They can't tame us.

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@Orphaned_Annie If that green is lettuce in that burger then it's a health food.

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@GOP @TeamHerschel Wow GOP you have really low standards.

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@MrRaceBannon Someone needs to tell the bride if they ever get a divorce the groom will still be her brother.