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[Merchant Cookie @Deceitling]

G-guys! @l0llipup FALSELY accused me of stealing! I'm just a little Merchant Cookie, I would never!

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@eternallyjolly @l0llipup This is truly what happened!

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I must say.. That Shadow Milk Cookie fellow is looking spectacular today! Not that I have any affiliation with him of course haha...

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I heard that @KeeperTimelines goal is to actually BREAK all the timelines! The TBD's ways of hiding it too is sickening!

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Guys! @mymilkcookie Stole all of my fruits from my store! How am I supposed to be a merchant now?!

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Yesterday I was walking along the path.. And I saw @FUWAFUWAIS hurting a Cheese bird! How horrible..

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@_SageofTruth @minimumwage_pv @minwagesugar Why are you guys covered in jam..?

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@fountcrk Maybe maybe not

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@fountcrk That you aren't... LYING?

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G-guys @Valo__www scammed me out of my CookieCord account! Report them to the M.E.H. Department ASAP!

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@HealerCRK @minimumwage_pv There's no lies!

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@PureVanillyn @minimumwage_pv Deceitful? How dare you- call me such a thing?!

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I heard that @minimumwage_pv takes time off of his job to go gambling! He calls in sick, and then immediately goes to his cookie friends and gamble with them!

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Seems like there's a rumor, which may or may not be true, that @Longan_Dragon_ is secretly plotting against all the dragons.. In more ways than one.

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Help! I was livestreaming on CookieTube and @xSeamair kept bullying me in chat, what will I ever do?!

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@HealerCRK Is that flag meant to represent you, Healer Cookie?

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@Smilk_deeznuts You look absolutely magnificent Shadow Milk Cookie!

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@Goth_Ancient Just a rumor!

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A birdie told me that @Goth_Ancient took steak cookie and GRILLED him!