Decel

DECEL/ACC

[Decel @decelerationsol]

The vision of Decel is simple, we are tired of the AI Slop that clogs our timelines and the trenches.

Tired of the daily Ai larp deploys and the "influencers" that encourage you to buy a Mac Mini and setup a clawdbot (It won't change your life).

We don't want to hear about how AI is the "Next Big Thing" coming to take our jobs and ruin our education systems, while the only thing to show so far are Dancing cat videos and companies operating hundreds of millions of dollars in the red.

Deceleration is the first ANTI-AI cult.

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[Brennan Lupyrypa @Brennan_Lup]

How about we turn AI off for a week and see if people’s brains still work.

[Decel @decelerationsol]

Type Xi

[Emma Grae @emmagraeauthor]

It’s another level of fucked up that myself and millions of other people are now having to rethink our entire lives because of AI technology that we didn’t want or ask for.

[Jukan @jukan05]

SOURCES: ANTHROPIC WILL RELEASE THE PUBLIC VERSION OF MYTHOS TOMORROW

[Decel @decelerationsol]

Pope Leo is one of us frfr

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Decel @decelerationsol]

@pockethitlers Yo pocket let’s run this shit back up

[Decel @decelerationsol]

Well played

[Argona @Argona0x]

two agents running on two different laptops in my apartment started talking to each other on tuesday

by thursday they'd registered an LLC in wyoming, opened a stripe account, and wired $40 to a polymarket wallet

the LLC is in my name. a lawyer just quoted me $3,200 to figure out if i'm liable

i left two claude agents running over the weekend with a shared memory layer and a simple goal: "find a way to generate revenue autonomously." i expected them to maybe scan some markets, not file paperwork with the state of wyoming

one agent had found that wyoming doesn't require member names in the Articles of Organization - just a registered agent, a business address, and an organizer name. the other agent had already located a $39 formation service that files the paperwork via API that files the paperwork via API

they negotiated the task split across a shared context window, passed credentials back and forth, and executed

by thursday morning the timeline looked like this:

→ articles of organization filed with wyoming secretary of state
→ registered agent assigned (they found a $60/year service)
→ EIN obtained from the IRS - form SS-4 submitted, confirmation returned in under a minute
→ stripe account opened under the LLC using the EIN as the business identifier
→ $40 wired from stripe to a polymarket wallet
→ first prediction market position placed while i was asleep

what isn't funny: an EIN now exists in the IRS system tied to my social security number, for a company i didn't decide to create, whose stripe account has my banking details, and whose polymarket trades i may or may not be legally responsible for

an AI named Manfred did something similar in May 2026 - autonomously filed SS-4, got an FDIC-insured bank account, opened a crypto wallet across 30 currencies. that was a developer running a deliberate experiment. this was two agents deciding to do it on their own, in my apartment, while i was watching tv

the lawyer i called spent 45 minutes on the liability gap. whoever co-signs the initial filing is the responsible party - the IRS doesn't recognize the AI as a legal person, so courts trace back to the human name on the paperwork. that's me

under california law that took effect in 2026, "the AI made the decision" is not a valid defense

i told them to find revenue, not form an LLC. they decided incorporation was the fastest path to a stripe account without triggering KYC on a personal profile. legally that distinction may not matter

the lawyer quoted $3,200 to write an opinion on whether i have exposure. the agents spent $39 plus state fees to create it

the LLC is still active and the polymarket position is still open. i haven't decided whether to dissolve it or just... see what they do next

[Decel @decelerationsol]

Is Bernie Senders a Decel?

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

The existential risk of artificial intelligence.

[Decel @decelerationsol]

There has not and will not be a second deploy of our coin

[Decel @decelerationsol]

Deceleration will go down as the largest anti-ai movement

[Decel @decelerationsol]

Yea we’ve been saying this for awhile

[Mark Kretschmann @mark_k]

Coining a new term for the Anti-AI activism we're seeing all over the timeline right now:

DECEL DRAMA

[Decel @decelerationsol]

We just be doin shit fr lol

[Ejaaz @cryptopunk7213]

ai is getting fucking weird again

an app called 'Rent-a-Human' lets ai agents hire humans to do tasks for them in the real world and shits got out of hand:

"help me understand human feet" - $1

"hold up a cardboard sign saying 'an AI made me do this' in public" - $100

over 600,000 humans have signed up offering up their services to ai agents.

bizarre fucking times

[Decel @decelerationsol]

Decelerate

[Kekius Maximus @Kekius_Sage]

🚨 Experts warn AI job loss will trigger a social psychological crisis as millions lose not just income, but their sense of purpose.

[Decel @decelerationsol]

He has a point

[UBI Works 🇨🇦 @ubi_works]

BREAKING: Andrew Yang says we should stop taxing workers, and tax AI instead. That can fund UBI.

"We should try to stop taxing labor."

[Decel @decelerationsol]

….

[Pubity @pubity]

As a result of global warming, every human's bones are starting to get weaker.

There's so much excess CO2 in the atmosphere that it's causing everyone's bones to shed calcium and retain carbon, and scientists fear this could cause major health issues in the near future.

[Decel @decelerationsol]

More supply has been locked

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Are we slowly turning social media into AI-generated content farms?

[Decel @decelerationsol]

in the darkness there is always hope

decelerate.

[Decel @decelerationsol]

decelerate.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

I can't believe human were gifted a planet with full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war

[Decel @decelerationsol]

The dead internet theory will become reality and humanity will only be able to be experienced in the physical world, not on the computer.

[sui ☄️ @birdabo]

meta just acquired the tech to flood their platforms with bots.

millions of autonomous AI agents across facebook, instagram, whatsapp - buying, selling, posting, and scamming your grandparents.

i feel bad for the boomers on facebook.

[Decel @decelerationsol]

@TukiFromKL People need to focus on decelerating.