The vision of Decel is simple, we are tired of the AI Slop that clogs our timelines and the trenches.
Tired of the daily Ai larp deploys and the "influencers" that encourage you to buy a Mac Mini and setup a clawdbot (It won't change your life).
We don't want to hear about how AI is the "Next Big Thing" coming to take our jobs and ruin our education systems, while the only thing to show so far are Dancing cat videos and companies operating hundreds of millions of dollars in the red.
Deceleration is the first ANTI-AI cult.
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It’s another level of fucked up that myself and millions of other people are now having to rethink our entire lives because of AI technology that we didn’t want or ask for.
Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas
two agents running on two different laptops in my apartment started talking to each other on tuesday
by thursday they'd registered an LLC in wyoming, opened a stripe account, and wired $40 to a polymarket wallet
the LLC is in my name. a lawyer just quoted me $3,200 to figure out if i'm liable
i left two claude agents running over the weekend with a shared memory layer and a simple goal: "find a way to generate revenue autonomously." i expected them to maybe scan some markets, not file paperwork with the state of wyoming
one agent had found that wyoming doesn't require member names in the Articles of Organization - just a registered agent, a business address, and an organizer name. the other agent had already located a $39 formation service that files the paperwork via API that files the paperwork via API
they negotiated the task split across a shared context window, passed credentials back and forth, and executed
by thursday morning the timeline looked like this:
→ articles of organization filed with wyoming secretary of state
→ registered agent assigned (they found a $60/year service)
→ EIN obtained from the IRS - form SS-4 submitted, confirmation returned in under a minute
→ stripe account opened under the LLC using the EIN as the business identifier
→ $40 wired from stripe to a polymarket wallet
→ first prediction market position placed while i was asleep
what isn't funny: an EIN now exists in the IRS system tied to my social security number, for a company i didn't decide to create, whose stripe account has my banking details, and whose polymarket trades i may or may not be legally responsible for
an AI named Manfred did something similar in May 2026 - autonomously filed SS-4, got an FDIC-insured bank account, opened a crypto wallet across 30 currencies. that was a developer running a deliberate experiment. this was two agents deciding to do it on their own, in my apartment, while i was watching tv
the lawyer i called spent 45 minutes on the liability gap. whoever co-signs the initial filing is the responsible party - the IRS doesn't recognize the AI as a legal person, so courts trace back to the human name on the paperwork. that's me
under california law that took effect in 2026, "the AI made the decision" is not a valid defense
i told them to find revenue, not form an LLC. they decided incorporation was the fastest path to a stripe account without triggering KYC on a personal profile. legally that distinction may not matter
the lawyer quoted $3,200 to write an opinion on whether i have exposure. the agents spent $39 plus state fees to create it
the LLC is still active and the polymarket position is still open. i haven't decided whether to dissolve it or just... see what they do next
ai is getting fucking weird again
an app called 'Rent-a-Human' lets ai agents hire humans to do tasks for them in the real world and shits got out of hand:
"help me understand human feet" - $1
"hold up a cardboard sign saying 'an AI made me do this' in public" - $100
over 600,000 humans have signed up offering up their services to ai agents.
bizarre fucking times
As a result of global warming, every human's bones are starting to get weaker.
There's so much excess CO2 in the atmosphere that it's causing everyone's bones to shed calcium and retain carbon, and scientists fear this could cause major health issues in the near future.
meta just acquired the tech to flood their platforms with bots.
millions of autonomous AI agents across facebook, instagram, whatsapp - buying, selling, posting, and scamming your grandparents.
i feel bad for the boomers on facebook.