kelsey

23 ✨ she/her

[primadonna @versaceschanel]

yeah it's unfortunate when celebs don't support palestine or use their brains but i genuinely do not give a singular fck who rich ppl that haven't left their hollywood bubble do or don't support. like im bored of this discourse and it shouldn't be about them. next.

[kelsey @decembaby99]

@hajiawali I would feel like I was defending myself at a war crime trial

[kelsey @decembaby99]

Cute date idea I read out every tweet I’ve made about you

[kelsey @decembaby99]

I love my twitter drafts

[theo 🌻 @capriclwn]

this country is falling apart at the seams - train strikes weekly, nhs on its knees and cost of living is up by 200% etc and yet this is how the government makes its decisions

[kelsey @decembaby99]

I want a fringe again so bad

[kelsey @decembaby99]

I wish I was a nepo baby so bad. I would be so good at it. I would have so many nice little outfits and random side projects that are all very mediocre

[Miss Limitless @Skinnyy_B]

Plants in general teach you not to do too much, chill out, be patient, & to enjoy everything while it’s here.

[iraorla 🍉 @orlacsm]

Impossible to be sad when your titties bounce when you walk

[kelsey @decembaby99]

I’m so clever. Protein shake hot choccy

[kelsey @decembaby99]

Having a memory sucks why would you make me remember something really nice but really sad

[kelsey @decembaby99]

Day 10 of being called Mimi Maguire in work because I’m scouse

[kelsey @decembaby99]

Nah my gym playlist is fucking embarrassing

[kelsey @decembaby99]

@hajiawali I will love her 5eva

[kelsey @decembaby99]

John Martyn Nick drake vashti Bunyan time of year officially let’s fuckin have it

[alyssa 🕷️ @coffinpixie666]

in a saw trap all by yourself beautiful?

[kelsey @decembaby99]

These are the memes I made and sent to my colleagues 🫡

[kelsey @decembaby99]

Office jobs are great I’ve taught myself how to play chess, read a bunch of Wikipedia pages, checked everyone’s horoscopes for them every day, and created a bunch of memes on Microsoft teams

[kelsey @decembaby99]

You can best believe my rump will be SAT in that cinema seat

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

The official trailer for Sofia Coppola’s ‘PRISCILLA’ starring Cailee Spaeny and Jacob Elordi.

In theaters everywhere November 3.