manny

mama tried

[manny @decemberdaddi]

god if you’re listening, i need a bigger ass

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Be depressed and still go to work like the rest of us fucking have to.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Since we’re not doing separation of church and state anymore, when can we expect the churches to start paying income taxes?

[Dr.Sam Youssef Ph.D.,Ph.D.,DPT. @drhossamsamy65]

⛔️Anna Kasparian:

““IDF sends me photos of weapons saying they’ll slaughter me, but I’ll be clear: I’m not afraid of you, unlike other cowards in the American media…
You are hated all over the world, and not because you are Jewish, but because you slaughter innocent people‼️”

[Law Murray ♣️ @LawMurrayTheNU]

right around this time is when the Spurs would have been blowing that double-digit lead in Game 6 at New York

[aleX🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

can't believe millennials had to smoke out of soda cans and apples then blow it all into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets while gen z can just pull out a weed pen and hit it in the middle of target

[jenopelle 🇰🇷 @jenopelle]

mexico vs korea is evil as fuck like that’s literally our fucking amigos

[latke @latkedelrey]

i feel like stu in rugrats when his wife is like why are you making pudding at 3am and he’s like because i’ve lost control of my life

[Carlos Aguilar @Carlos_Film]

One of my favorite quotes from my interview with Diego Luna about fútbol and the World Cup. Link to full interview below.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

i like myself. a lot.

[✬ @TeeAirRa_]

I really am only a social drinker like I do not sit at home and be like yeah let me drink tonight lmao.

[A ✩ @adryanashton]

losing the first 2 games on your home floor is basically a death sentence

[audrey @amatrxx]

When this covid shit is over ima go to the gym and get a gf

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Fun Fact: The war in Iran costs us more in one hour than this program costs in a year.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i need all my new york homies to boo this motherfucker so thunderously when they show him on the jumbotron that my TV vibrates off the wall

[McNasty @McNasty]

if i ever get to this point i give anyone permission to take me out back and blow my shit smoov off

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

It's actually insane that they release new car models every year. Like we don't need that many. We don't need any of this shit oh my God. I'm tired.