Deceptibean

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Nothing like drinking and belting out Disney songs from the 90s.

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My kid says “geez the wheeze” and I don’t think I’ll ever correct it.

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Heard some pushing on the door and instinctively I yell “WHAT DO YOU NEED”. Upon a lack of response I open the door to see my cat sitting there.

JUST LET ME SHIT ALONE, GEEZ

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On the toilet, the tiny human stands at the door. Slowly pushes the door open a crack.

“Mama.. want some apple?” Shoves the apple through the doorway.

“NO! I WANT TO POOP BY MYSELF”

“Ok.”

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This dude is a disgusting racist pig. Get him OUT.

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This deadly t-shirt was made in #TeeKO. Get it for your torso: https://t.co/z6n82ROVEy

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Newsflash: rice is supple.

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Palindrome day. 02/02/2020. The amount of days until Halloween is also a palindrome. 272 days left!

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Thought for the day. If you have wooden floors you’re walking on tree corpses. #randomthoughts

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Hands up if you waited until midnight to download the #witchernetflix soundtrack, and then listened to it as you fell asleep. 🙌🏻

Extra hands up if it’s your morning commute music as well 🙌🏻🙌🏻

#TheWitcher #soundtrackmusic #sogood

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While driving, we have passed 10 UPS trucks in less than 2 minutes. #lastminuteshopping #imguiltyofittoo

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I lost count but there goes another #misfits guitar

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#misfits guitar break number 5

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#Misfits guitar break number 4!

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At the #Misfits concert. Current guitar break count is at 3

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Currently raining AND snowing. The tiny human has a fever/feeling crummy and we had to cancel plans. But we are chillin’ and watching Fantasia on Disney+ so it isn’t all that bad. I always love cuddle time, even if they’re sick cuddles.

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Happy teachers produce happy kids! Bring that joy to school, yo. #dannyspeaks

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#band #liveband #whatsthis #jazzband #lobbymusic

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It’s basically live lobby music in a swanky hotel.

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Jazz band???? Guitar, Bass, sax, trumpet, and drums.