DeceptionPass

shitposting my way through life

[DeceptionPass @DeceptionPasss]

@parthsareen Said no one ever

[DeceptionPass @DeceptionPasss]

@ElizabethHolmes @TheInSneider Shut ur hole

[DeceptionPass @DeceptionPasss]

@yashar She looks like pennywise

[Dharmvir @dharmvir_]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from

"you won the lottery" to

“remote job available $18/hr”

[‏ً @itsnwts]

A man's desire to become a father is always paid for by a woman with her body, her health, her career, and her freedom.

But when a woman expects a comfortable life, she is somehow shamed for wanting too much.

[Jeremy Stamper 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @jeremymstamper]

SpaceX is still cheap. They lasso one platinum asteroid, that’s $1 trillion profit.

[DeceptionPass @DeceptionPasss]

@MELANIAJTRUMP He’s got the freshman 15 🤣

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 @abdulgoncrazy]

how it feels when someone treats you like a soul to be understood instead of a problem to be solved

[Art Muse @art_muse]

I was ashamed of myself when I realized life was a costume party and I attended with my real face.

- Franz Kafka

[Sk Akram @akramcodez]

why do AI company logos look like buttholes?

[Matthew LaBosco @matthew_labosco]

Robert Sapolsky is a Stanford neuroscientist who proved chronic stress is the silent killer doctors ignore.

On Chris Williamson's podcast, he revealed 10 "normal" habits you do every day that wreck your sleep, mood, and nervous system:

1) Replay conversations in your head

[Codie Sanchez @Codie_Sanchez]

I've never met someone massively successful who hasn't gone through something that nearly destroyed them.

[Nick Khami @skeptrune]

this is the video i see in my head every time i make "issues" in the "project board" at work. i truly wish i never saw it

[Chad Hurley @Chad_Hurley]

Honestly I’m surprised we got this far in a simulation that runs primarily on oil and religion.

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

It’s crazy how hard wooden furniture from 200 years ago is alive and well but the ikeaslop we buy today breaks if you look at it wrong

[shaurya @shauseth]

calling humans meat computers that eat too much food was a completely optional way to address the issue btw

[TUPACABRA @tupacabra]

How bout Dow?

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

I didn’t realize we don’t pursue pedophiles if the stock market is doing well. Thank you, Pam Bondi, for that clarification.