Awkward Chandler

nerdy.dirty.under 30.

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_Watts]

It rained in LA today just like it did when they broke the curse at the end of “Holes” (2003) 😂

[Awkward Chandler @dechandler91]

Bringing gus and eddy onto my island (@Gusbuckets @eddyburback) (kinda)

[Awkward Chandler @dechandler91]

Ok.......@Gusbuckets what is this

[Star Trek on Paramount+ @StarTrekOnPPlus]

Adventure has to start somewhere. Start now with the #StarTrekLowerDecks Official Trailer.
New series August 6, only on @CBSAllAccess. https://t.co/vZF1w6XUCV

[Awkward Chandler @dechandler91]

@BethesdaStudios you did great. Thank you! #Fallout76

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

I bet those fat cat Republicans felt just fine about being crowded together in the Oval Office for the big signing. I have a feeling that—unlike their constituents—they have all been tested. Nice for them, right?

[jakey @nakeyjakey]

if 2020 was a cereal it would be Oops! All Berries

[Awkward Chandler @dechandler91]

quarantine day 2: already going crazy. Last night I swear I saw I
Harry Styles sing to a fish on YouTube.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Trump vs Sanders: the sequel to GRUMPY OLD MEN.

[Awkward Chandler @dechandler91]

@StephenKing pop came in!!!! (Now can we get a Barlow and/or Annie pop!)

[BioWare @bioware]

😍 #ValentinesDay

[Awkward Chandler @dechandler91]

@ImageComics I hate fairy land, chew, deadly class!!! Cant wait to finally read saga and finish paper girls!!!

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

DON'T PEE JANUARY IS FINALLY OVER

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Dear Trumpers,

Here is your "great, big, beautiful wall"

https://t.co/gLRRjcWBZx …

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

damn girl you got that housing market crash of 2007 pussy

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Gollum J. Trump wants to thank the "Goblicans."
Good one, Gollum.

[Awkward Chandler @dechandler91]

@patrickhwillems What about the opening of spectre?

[Awkward Chandler @dechandler91]

Ricks are not real and they are all dragon eggs (yes i fucking know what I said) #notatypo #FlatEarth

[Javad Zarif @JZarif]

My interview w/ CNN on sidelines of #TDF2020, before we carried out proportionate military response—delivering on our promise.

@realdonaldtrump has been fed disinformation.

"Beautiful military equipment" do not rule the world: people do.

And people of our region want U.S. out.