Milutin Osmajić è atterrato a Genova. Domani le visite mediche e la firma col @GenoaCFC. Operazione a titolo definitivo da 2,5 milioni più bonus. Al giocatore 3 anni di contratto. @SkySport
$420,000 while hitting that 420…. Heres what happened at the weekend 😂💀
3am shenanigans after playing ganja snail 😂 you honestly couldn’t write it.
He picked green because I had green airforce on and was smoking green 😂 sometimes it’s just meant to be.
😮💨🌿@Stake
Wrexham fans who are over a year into cycling from Wales to Thailand have got their shirts on for tonight’s game against Cardiff.
Will be watching it from a hospital in China after one of them was hit by a truck last week.
Wishing a speedy recovery and I’ll put a link in the comments if you want to follow their journey as they promise to continue once everyone is fit a ready.
I go for a haircut, the barber can’t understand what I’m saying.
I go for a coffee, the barista can’t understand what I’m saying.
I go for a pint, the barman can’t understand what I’m saying.
Welcome to my home city of London in 2026.
🚨 SHOCKING: During a graduation ceremony in New York, a Muslim girl refused to shake hands with the male presenters.
Shaking hands is 'haram', but seeking refuge in a Christian country, getting free housing and education, and living on welfare is 'halal.
Being lazy today so ordered a snappy shooper and I'd like to thank, I assume, the spotty teenage Saturday person in the coop for not being able to tell the difference between 4 cans and 4x4 packs of Magners. You're doing gods work.
A Muslim passenger:
"Excuse me, would you turn off the music?"
The driver:
"Why?"
The passenger:
"Music is haram."
The driver:
"Why is music haram?"
The passenger:
"Because there was no music in the time of prophet Muhammad."
The driver:
"Well, get off then. There were no cars back then either. A camel will come pick you up."
😂🤭😂