Decimus Valerian

Not so proud father of 2. Loving husband. Roman.

[Decimus Valerian @decimus_v]

@spoiledbratjuls Hadassah is great, hush up.

[Decimus Valerian @decimus_v]

@Hadassa560AD Ready to adopt you and disown my kids. Also, interested in Christianity, but don't tell anyone.

[Decimus Valerian @decimus_v]

Glad to have finally joined a support group. Those kids are giving me too much trouble... https://t.co/iNe9fFOgdG

[Practical Parenting @PParentingGroup]

Nothing is too tough for our professionals - we'll be there step by step, working along side you to help you be the parent you want to be!

[Decimus Valerian @decimus_v]

All these protesting women need to calm down. They should model after my sweet, submissive wife. Love you, Phoebe! https://t.co/t80R07HVIw

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Donald Trump has mobilized women in a way Hillary Clinton never quite could https://t.co/zWXPFVX01i

[Decimus Valerian @decimus_v]

@Atretesthegladi Arria was a nice girl. Better for Marcus than Hadassah...

[Decimus Valerian @decimus_v]

Who is this strange man posing as me? Very odd. Don't follow.

[Decimus Valerian @decimus_v]

@JuliaValerian I looked up what this meant, and I don't think you should be using this language, young lady.

[Decimus Valerian @decimus_v]

@JuliaValerian @marcus_valerian Do you know anything about this?

[Decimus Valerian @decimus_v]

Really want to disown my kids and adopt my slave. They're both such brats :\.

[Decimus Valerian @decimus_v]

@JuliaValerian @marcus_valerian What is a thot? Do you mean thought?

[Decimus Valerian @decimus_v]

@marcus_valerian I would work out more, but I'm dying, son.

[Decimus Valerian @decimus_v]

@Atretesthegladi @JuliaValerian Who is this man tweeting at me?

[Decimus Valerian @decimus_v]

Heard my slave talking about this "Christianity." Hmm sounds kind of interesting.

[Decimus Valerian @decimus_v]

I think I'm dying? @JuliaValerian why are you ignoring your poor father?

[Decimus Valerian @decimus_v]

@marcus_valerian I'll mail you a great letter, my son.

[Phoebe Valerian @PhoebeValerian]

I finally got twitter @decimus_v 😘😘

[Decimus Valerian @decimus_v]

Trying to convince Phoebe to get a Twitter. Look how beautiful she is! Love that lady <3.

[Decimus Valerian @decimus_v]

@marcus_valerian @JuliaValerian Hit the right one this time :). Haha silly me!

[Decimus Valerian @decimus_v]

@marcus_valerian @JuliaValerian Clicked the wrong one. #oops

[Decimus Valerian @decimus_v]

@marcus_valerian @JuliaValerian I'm conflicted. I want to tell the truth, but she is my daughter....