Lauren ⚓ Decker

[Lauren ⚓ Decker @deckaaa]

@PaigeAlbs lmaooo

[Lauren ⚓ Decker @deckaaa]

Whose coming to Vegas with me for this? #RondaRousey #andSTILL

[Lauren ⚓ Decker @deckaaa]

Is barely 7am and I've already called someone a fuck face under my breath 😒

[Lauren ⚓ Decker @deckaaa]

When a homeless man in Manhattan calls you Jessica Simpson then yells at you to lay on his cardboard with him...

[Lauren ⚓ Decker @deckaaa]

I'll never understand people who sit next to you on the train when there are 40 other open seats in the same car.

[Lauren ⚓ Decker @deckaaa]

When the doc tells you they can get you in right away if you come now. 45 mins later I'm still in the waiting room -__-

[Lauren ⚓ Decker @deckaaa]

The kind of hangover where you get a hair cut and nearly throw up when you have to lean back to have your hair washed...

[Lauren ⚓ Decker @deckaaa]

Falling asleep to the sound of rain☺️👌🏼

[Lauren ⚓ Decker @deckaaa]

@tj_ehrsam04 https://t.co/MlW2mP2cEt

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Me after every meal...

[Lauren ⚓ Decker @deckaaa]

I want a bacon egg and cheese with a side of cake pops. #hangoverfromhell

[Lauren ⚓ Decker @deckaaa]

@erinnnmcG_UNIT hahaha basically 💁🐶

[Lauren ⚓ Decker @deckaaa]

Old man with a limp at stop and shop just stopped me to tell me "if I was your age.... " then smiled to show his 4 teeth. #hydepark

[Lauren ⚓ Decker @deckaaa]

@msrebeccakarow https://t.co/0nKZaYuVSQ

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Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I’m the proud owner of aisle 7.

[Lauren ⚓ Decker @deckaaa]

I'd like to know why in my drunk state of mind last night I thought turning the heat down to 50° seemed like a good idea...#brick

[Lauren ⚓ Decker @deckaaa]

The struggle between wanting to go out but not wanting to get dressed..

[Lauren ⚓ Decker @deckaaa]

Us- do a lot of people come in the winter?
Carvel guy- no, just you two
Us- we'll be here more when it's warmer
Carvel guy- I know

Welp.

[Lauren ⚓ Decker @deckaaa]

This whole time I thought I liked 1D but I just found out that the only songs I like are the ones written by Ed Sheeran. Makes perfect sense

[Lauren ⚓ Decker @deckaaa]

Apparently after too many tequila shots I rename people Joe and insist on calling them Joe.

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Pre gamed at our house last night and one of our friends showed up with a pizza for us #hewins #bestguestaward

[Lauren ⚓ Decker @deckaaa]

My co-worker has been talking about his Tinderella today and my other co-worker thought this whole time he met her on "Tender"