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NUKE THE CHICKENS!

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@xevekiah I see you deliberately left out the key side effect that actually halted the male birth control trial. It caused severe depression in multiple men, in one case resulting in a suicide attempt. In another man it was permanent. Such results would have halted any trial

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@dyingfood How can she snap him back if he didn't reply? Wouldn't she just be snapping him again?

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@juamesedwardo @keirshiels Because the last thing the military wants is a bunch of people that adamantly don't want to be there. Not to mention, the country can't afford it.

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@enthcreations @vibe_twt @JakeSucky We've had reusable rockets for decades

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@Funkle_Trumpet @fesshole Its called projection, they know they're a bad person so their partner must be a bad person too. Helps them justify their behaviour to themselves

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@NoContextHumans All these people throwing out the variation of BODMAS, PEMDAS they learned and still not understanding how it's used properly. The answer is 9, confirmed by Wolfram Alpha.

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@_midori_me_ @fesshole Spent 3 months in Busan and never knew this, now I feel like I wasted my time

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@Gemma_clark14 @Woojwh @NadiaWhittomeMP And why shouldn't she go to jail for murdering a baby?

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@carliekimpton @blackcat_tamer @NadiaWhittomeMP You don't have to be a risk to the public to go to prison. What she did was murder that baby, murder comes with consequences

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@ohhiadi @dyingfood Cats have literally wiped out entire species.

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@yogaisboring @HappiMusic @KevOnStage More of us are getting AC these days, our summers are definitely getting hotter

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@ClaireDunkley4 @LyndonRosser @hansmollman What? She was literally charged for it, thats one of the reasons they think she ended it, she found out the day before she died. Her mother made a complaint because she thinks they were only charging her because she was famous

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@joseyjo79 @ClaireDunkley4 @LyndonRosser @hansmollman And yet if it was a 32 year old man dating a 17 year old girl, people would brand him a paedo

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@SSel3cta @lapismetal @hansmollman She dated Harry Styles when she was 32 and he was 17. She met him when he was like, 15

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@ClaireDunkley4 @LyndonRosser @hansmollman She dated a 17 year old when she was 32 and later she was arrested by the police for domestic violence

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@ton_87L @beeboppaloola @Amber_Davies7 @AlisonHammond Plenty of pantos have £90 seats

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@fesshole As a former taxi driver, this is not the case more often than you'd think

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@ChickenLCDAR @ladbible Ruled in her favour because the guy didn't follow proper procedures regarding warnings etc. If he had done it properly she likely wouldn't have won.

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@ThomasRunyon9 @Shroobism @jessiegender My gay uncle has 5 kids

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@robcorb @BBCNews Hahahahaha, thats barely kept pace with inflation, their increases have been practically zero