If you’re single and looking to get married, I’d suggest going on The Bachelor.
You probably won’t find a spouse but you’ll wind up selling stuff on the internet and that’s cool too.
We’re leaving for Hawaii tomorrow. Our chocolate lab, Ellie, gets depressed every time she sees us packing suitcases. She’s currently in the bathroom and refuses to come out and eat her dinner.
Leaving dogs behind will always be the worst part of traveling.
Found my old Bachelor application. Totally forgot there were only 2 questions.
-Are you interested in quitting your job and selling Fit Tea from home?
-Do you want to start a podcast?