deckra

hello

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

(Austin Powers game tutorial level)

Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag?

Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory?

Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

[sono✖️🌗 @sosonosonosono]

ive been thinking of cheesy michael lately

[deckra @deckra42]

@djraverobber idk how this post got on my for you page but i'm here to say this is the realest shit i've seen in a while

[Click Thoughts @ClickThinks]

You don't think...

[MegaChan @ItsMegaChan]

You never see anyone post the original. Always thought it was funnier.

[Cochu @cochuart]

gordon's existence is nothing but torture

[katalean @katalean_]

replayed LiS after like 10 years since i first time played it #LiS #LifeIsStrange

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

You know what occurs to me is that given the extreme overlap in their tastes and sensibilities, the Spike Jonze connection, and their ages…how were the Beastie Boys never a part of Jackass in some capacity?

[🐱 @LegHvmper]

When you're playing Overwatch with your white friend and he says "Hold on take us outta queue i gotta go stab my parents"

[CineVow @cinevow]

Evangeline Lilly, 2005

[Juror #3 @TH3LASTJED1]

Pizza Movie (2026)

[deckra @deckra42]

@biitoru_ @caydeplanet camera room's got green walls

[Veles ↙↙↙ @Menkvi]

Went to a pub quiz and they did a round on local history, but the host had taken all the questions from a Wikipedia page I'd mostly written.

[sinkdog millionaire @catboyhumper]

"Is macready or childs The Thing at the end?" theorists are idiots. The answer is John Carpenter. It's in the poster. John Carpenter's The Thing. Dumbass

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

(the cars - just what i needed)
I laugh at butthead and beavis

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

I DON’T BELIEVE OUR CHARACTERS HAVE BEEN FORMALLY INTRODUCED TO ONE ANOTHER. I AM THE ANTAGONIST. I EXIST IN DIRECT OPPOSITION TO YOUR GOALS AND VALUES. YOU AND I WILL NOT INTERACT AGAIN BUT REST ASSURED I WILL BE DOING VERY BAD THINGS FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE FILM.

[𝒮𝒪𝒩𝒩𝒴 𝒮𝐸𝐻𝑅𝒜 ੴ @sonnysehra]

“picking poindexter” by richard sargent (1959)