*important message*
it’s been brought to my attention that some people here have been screenshotting my page/posts and posting it on instagram as posts.
Please stop.
I didn’t accept to be associated with your fan accounts on instagram. (1/3)
So thankful for all 6 years with this lucifer family, this amazing cast, writers and crew. So proud of this show! All the time spent voting was worth it. WE WON!!
Congrats Lucifer! #PCAs#LuciferNetflix ♥️😈
Lucifer: Look, I’m mature and I can’t make grown up decisions
Chloe: You asked Trixie’s magic 8 ball if it was a good idea to eat an ice cream taco with rainbow sprinkles
Lucifer *taking a bite of a ice cream taco with rainbow sprinkles*: Was it wrong though?
Chloe *drunk after one shot*: you’re so hot
Lucifer: uh huh
Chloe: and spicy
Lucifer: right
Chloe: *wrapping both arms around Lucifer* my lil buffalo chicken wing
Chloe: Oh look, we’re under a mistletoe.
Lucifer: *looks up* Detective, that is not a mistletoe
[later that night]
Lucifer: *wakes up at 4am* oh my - ! She was flirting with me!
Chloe *teaching Rory how to drive*: Okay, you're driving and Trixie and Lucifer walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Rory: Oh, definitely Lucifer. I could never hurt T.
Chloe *massaging her temples*: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
*The Decker-Morningstar family when they accidentally drop food on the floor*
Chloe: Aw man. *Throws it away*
Trixie: Five second rule!
Rory: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*
Lucifer: *Sobs on the floor*
Chloe: Lucifer... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Lucifer: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Chloe:
Chloe: I wrote sanitize, Lucifer.
Lucifer: Is everything all right, Chloe? You seem distracted. Usually, I get at least a glimmer of a smile from my remarks, the occasional eye roll. I think I got a snort once.