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MAN UTD #GGMU for lyf| Music addict|

[Shady™ @DECKSTARMGHENDI]

@Mwawasi__ My condolences 🙏

[Better Men @Better_men]

At the airport, the machine kept indicating there was need for more search but they had searched his body thoroughly until they scanned and had to search his head… bruh

[Medzonetv @Medzonetv]

Me: This is your third C-section in 4 years. We really need to discuss a long-term birth control method for your safety.

Patient: Oh, I don't need all those chemicals, Doctor. My husband and I use a "natural" method.

Me: The rhythm method? Withdrawal?

Patient: No. After we finish, I just stand up and shake my body very hard for 5 minutes. Then I drink salt water. The pregnancy cannot stay.

Me: But you are here today for another delivery.

Patient: Yes, but that’s because that night I was too tired to shake well.

Me: 👇

[mwachofi 🥃 @thatgad]

When you find joy within, you have found the value of time.

[Shady™ @DECKSTARMGHENDI]

@801zef Haha ata watoto wanashangaa na hao wazazi

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Uganda scored some good goals against South Africa

[Shady™ @DECKSTARMGHENDI]

@mw4ch0f1 Hii 16% noma

[Aaron Musira @aaronmusira1]

Waaaah! I am getting confused!
The Internet never forgets
#RejectFinaneBill2024
#TotalShutdownTuesday
#OccupyRadissonBlu

[4B @masoloworldwide]

cold outside 😂😂

[Shady™ @DECKSTARMGHENDI]

@TaitaTweeps Huyo ni babu yangu

[TAITA/KIDAWIDA DICTIONARY @TaitaDictionary]

90 % of the people in Werugha are related, either by blood or marriage.

As my old man tells me, Werugha had a Paramount Chief known as Fongo. (Weni Fongo). He was powerful. Very powerful, that everyone wanted to marry from his family.

📸: Wanyumba Rock, Werugha

[Premier League @premierleague]

Yet another impressive performance from @ManUtd's young star 🌟

📊 @Oracle

[Geoffrey Aiyasa @aiyasageo]

God took his humble moment and created Beautiful Taita Hills and created beautiful people with beautiful hearts in it.

[Mwachere Shuma @MwachereShuma]

Proverbs 27:22

[Shady™ @DECKSTARMGHENDI]

Aah shida tupu

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Onana has now conceded 50 goals for Man United this season. He's well on his way to beat Messi's 73 goals in a season record.

[#LifeInMombasa @LifeinMombasa]

M O M B A S A

Beautifully captured by @Teti_Sulu 🤍

[Shady™ @DECKSTARMGHENDI]

@mwachofii Mzito alianza na violence kwa intro😂😂

[Shady™ @DECKSTARMGHENDI]

@Am_Blujay @mwachofii naona tuko wengi huku @BaldwinMwadime 😂😂