Declan Seeto

• 🇦🇺➕🇭🇰 • he/him • on mastodon @[email protected]

[yuri!!! and its the star with confetti behind @yuriiiiButAStar]

being aussie is sick. I can celebrate 9/11 AND kirkmas on the same day because of timezones

[Sos "Buy Lazy Kickers" Sosowski @Sosowski]

If you ever feel bad about botching your indie game release, remember that you'll never be as bad as Ubisoft.

They literally forgot to upload the actual game.

[Neo @NeoWokio]

The speed that shit is going to hell is actually really alarming

[Jordan Patu @Jordan_Patu]

Australia being the only Asian team left in the World Cup

[@realWokeism @realWokeism]

Karl Marx failed to consider the Steam Summer Sale

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep

[Nubfist @Nubfist_alt]

Australia is so technologically advanced as a nation the rest of the world stuggles to keep up
I am still yet to see anyone else adopt the carry handle dvd case

[RPCS3 @rpcs3]

Please stop submitting AI slop code pull requests to RPCS3. We will start banning those who do without disclosing.

There are plenty of resources online to learn how to debug and code instead of generating slop that you don't understand and that doesn't work.

[#1 sean darcy defender @mimibirch]

sportsbet confirmed higher ethical standards than the afl umpiring department

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

Jesus CHRIST

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

New pride flag just dropped

[Martin VII @Nedao454]

Not qualifying for a World Cup that is going to be played in New Jersey is the most 9/11 moment for italoamericans since James Gandolfini's death

[Ashok Kumar @comrade_kumar_]

My Venezuelan friends, Adolfo Reichsmark Bolívar and Wolfgang Marktführer, insists the streets are overflowing with crowds begging to privatise the oil sector

[eStarland @eStarland]

🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.

[. @samlutd]

Remember what they took from you

[Lillian Belle @LillianBelle2]

Approaching dangerous levels of libbing out

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

BREAKING: WOKE IS BACK! THERE ARE 25 GENDERS. WE'RE GOING TO TRANS THE ECONOMY. DEI FOR EVERY CHILD. AND WE'RE RELEASING THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

WE'RE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!! #WANTITALL