Declan

oh aye, surely

[Hunter Miller @MillerHHunter]

Rory McIlroy gets divorced the same weekend that Scottie Scheffler is arrested?

[Vittorio @vittorioangelon]

A few pints in at midnight mass when the priest says “Let us now offer each other the sign of peace”

[max homa @Maxhoma]

Just one time I’d like to go on a boys trip where we catch up on sleep and relax as much as possible instead of pushing our bodies to the absolute limit

[spochadóir @spochadoir]

lads I’m in bits. Virgin Media news is after reporting on a hole on portmarnnock beach that ‘Could be the aftermath of a cosmic event’. Some fellas literally dug it the day before with a kid’s shovel

The way your man was talking about the rock being an asteroid had me in tears

[Tony Cantwell @tonyhorror]

I didn’t get the points I wanted and turned out fine!

[RBC Canadian Open @RBCCanadianOpen]

What happens when you chirp @jessicahadwin on Twitter...

(Sorry @ahadwingolf)

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Claudio Ranieri did it again. Here’s the 71 years old coach crying on the pitch as he celebrates with the squad after getting Cagliari back to Serie A. ✨

Ranieri, appointed December 23 with Cagliari 14th in Italian second division… now back to Serie A with 91 min winner goal.

[Declan @declanmcauley97]

Well I don’t think anyone expected them to say that … @NoLayingUp @the_fried_egg @jamiecweir

[CNBC Now @CNBCnow]

BREAKING: PGA Tour agrees to merge with Saudi-backed rival LIV Golf https://t.co/Q6aWvAc3A7

[Declan @declanmcauley97]

@AverageStriker @ciarankeenan2

[Ru Macdonald @RuMacdonald]

Harry Styles putts out on 18 with a crowd.

St Andrews is the best.

[Gaz Maddison @GazMaddo]

@footballfights

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

The unlikely rise of Gaelic football on the fields of Cambodia https://t.co/xdqgfshwko

[David Turner @davidturners]

Give Gareth Ainsworth manager of the month.

[Declan @declanmcauley97]

You’d go by ‘Michael’ surely

[Ryan McMinn ⚽️ 🚧 ⚽️ @Mcminn1987]

Genuinely can’t believe what I’ve just watched and heard. Smashing mana management 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

[Elizabeth @Willisfan]

HOW did they do this with a straight face??? 😂 @rickygervais

[Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry]

Grandad Squarepants talks about his life under the sea

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

Shaun Wright-Phillips supplied a mind-bending mathematical equation for the good listeners of Radio 5 Live:

"Nine times out of ten, if you give him three chances, he'll score two."

Makes you think.