Declan Heaney

Instagram - @declannh

[Declan Heaney @declannh]

Imagine some lad shared our taxi home last night & fell asleep so I had to take him home 😅 put him in my brothers bed and my mom took him to work this morning 😭 don’t even know who he is 😂 DONT DRINK KIDS

[Declan Heaney @declannh]

Same goes for 2024, thanks x

[Declan Heaney @declannh]

I saw a tik tok yesterday that said people who do dry jan have a bad relationship with alcohol. So, to prove to the world I don’t have a bad relationship with alcohol I will not be participating and will continue to be drunk at the weekend. Thanks x

[Declan Heaney @declannh]

@sophielufff Getting drunk is much easier x

[Emily Phillips @EmilyPhil7]

real tears at what I just found in my asda basket

[Declan Heaney @declannh]

@sophielufff Imagine even wanting to do dry jan?? 😏

[Declan Heaney @declannh]

I saw a tik tok yesterday that said people who do dry jan have a bad relationship with alcohol. So, to prove to the world I don’t have a bad relationship with alcohol I will not be participating and will continue to be drunk at the weekend. Thanks x

[Declan Heaney @declannh]

@shannonaliceM Honestly?! This is the kind of 2023 positivity I was looking for😏🥰

[Dominic Lipscombe @DomLip94]

Quite enjoyed me time off over Christmas. Shall we all quit our jobs

[Declan Heaney @declannh]

Not the fucking shower breaking mid way through washing my hair 😡 happy Christmas everyone pass me a bev x

[Declan Heaney @declannh]

@robertachterop Ok Robert?? That’s really great x - felt like I broke my knee wouldn’t advise

[Declan Heaney @declannh]

@Lalpickles Hello the last time we were on a boat together it was a banana boat and it was the most painful experience of my life - never again

[Declan Heaney @declannh]

Does anyone know how I got home last night??

[Declan Heaney @declannh]

My friends are worse than yours x @JRDNLVVS 😠

[Declan Heaney @declannh]

@amberbillingham the clutch robber finally got herself to the gym

[Pozzy Vibez ✌🏼🥰✌🏼 @JessSimp21]

X

[Declan Heaney @declannh]

@amberbillingham a crazy bitch that always got me🤣💗 love you Elvis xxx

[Declan Heaney @declannh]

@abbytipton_ 🤣💗 proud of u hunni x x x

[Declan Heaney @declannh]

@amberbillingham Good job I’ve got my only fans to help out 🤣

[Declan Heaney @declannh]

@indigucci Neighbours babyyyyyy

[Declan Heaney @declannh]

Not me bagging my dream job, moving to London at the end of this year and realising accommodation prices are absolutely FOUL 🤮😭

[Declan Heaney @declannh]

@amberbillingham I’ll drive back in a morning 😜

[Declan Heaney @declannh]

@HaarrietArnold I bloody wish bab 🤣