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[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Ruto just spent 40 minutes trying to create a false equivalence between our national values set out in the constitution and his so called “development”. Kenyans, please trust me when i tell you there is a reason the Preamble comes before Article 43. You don’t get to the “development “ clauses until and unless you have taken into account the reasons we passed this constitution in the first place. Democracy, Human Rights, Freedom, Equality, Rule of Law and Social Justice.

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

Local man discovers the constitution in his 4th year of a 5 year term

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[george @StokeyyG2]

Me sat on my sofa trying to help Cape Verde defend against Spain

[D A L B @zerep_dalb]

yo llegando a la cocina a media noche aprovechando la pausa de hidratación para tomar algo también

[WALU @deco_ke_]

Kenya 1 Lesotho 0....Bajaber

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Underway

Harambee Stars vs Lesotho

The game is live on Lesotho Football Association Facebook page.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Agreement complete for Xabi Alonso to become Chelsea manager. 44yo Spaniard visited London early last week & accepted opportunity; 4yr contract now finalised - announcement imminent. Primary target throughout + wanted #CFC move @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/4022hQsMXA

[Kreative Doctor ⚕️ @the_grafixmedic]

real academic pressure is when ur parents don't pressure u at all...they just trust u and that is exactly why u CANNOT Fail.

[John Doe @StanleyMasinde_]

LLMs help a lot with coherent story telling. It’s not like I’m faking anything in there.

Pick a section and ask me about it. It’ll be the same thing on the resume only with Kenyanese.

If you reject resumes simply because the language looks polished then you’re what’s wrong with the hiring industry. Companies need to fill positions fast but you are a bottleneck. An awful human.

[DismasWaTabu @DismasWaTabu]

Dear @bienaimesol

"Presence is not submission" is a great line. But the African chiefs who signed away our land to colonialists were also just "present at a meeting." Didn't end well for us.

This is France we're talking about. The same France that still forces 14 African countries to pay them money every year for being colonized. They named their summit "Africa Forward", forward into whose pocket exactly?

They didn't call you because they value your African voice. They called you because nothing makes an exploitation party look innocent like a talented African bald man with a guitar and a big smile. You were the decoration. The proof that everything was fine. The vibe.

While you performed, the real business was happening in the next room and your presence told the world "don't worry, the Africans are happy."

Now we all love you Bien. Nobody wants to say it. But when you're the only African smiling that hard in a room full of French officials, Uncle Ruckus starts feeling like a close relative. The man also believed he was simply "building bridges."

You were not a guest at that table my friend.

You were the entertainment.

There's a difference between having a seat at the table and being served *as* the meal. Next time find out which one you are before you tune your guitar.

Dismas wa Tabu. Dreaming in installments. Billed in full.

[Jeffrey K 🍉 @JayFreaKay]

Siamini Macaroni aliamka kuambia watu wanyamaze 🤣🤣🤣

It’s giving Form 2 East class prefect

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

WhatsApp forgot its biggest strength was being simple. Nobody asked for a social media multiverse inside a messaging app 😭

[Aimy. @vibewithaimy]

they romanticized the wrong organ, the stomach is more emotional than the heart

[wiwi @belleprsnn]

you watch 4 good movies in a row and suddenly life is worth living again

[Hani @Haniyeeyy]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Sergey Nazarov @sergeynazarovx]

We used to go to a special website, ask strangers for help with programming, and get humiliated in return

[WALU @deco_ke_]

@_Wangarih Reminds me of my final year project 😭😭😭

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

you listen to njerae and realize your girl just loves complaining

[Future Land-Owner ® 🇵🇸 @builder_des]

If this happens in my country whoever arrives early will pack as much as they can and resell them.