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a philosopher

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"hit tweet" shud the hell up

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as a dog trainer I really approve this message

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certain games are absolutely being developed specifically for people in discord servers that have close groups that game together a lot, every time I see a new mp game and it's got some weird mechanic I no doubt witness my ex-friend group playing it less than a month later

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we really gotta teach more people about colloquialisms

[NEET priest @serpentinedumb1]

We really need to bring back "obscure" because teens don't know how to pronounce "niche"

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they're dying seniors but ill take what i can get ig

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if i died right now the only people that would care would be my parents, at least I have someone who would care

[The surgery. @woundjob]

because he’s built like if a mother was a man and that’s hot

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as much as it sucks having severe clinical depression gain it's been kinda great giving less of a fuck about the things that usually trigger my ocd because who cares I wish I was dead

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These fuckass customers trying to ask me questions qhen I just stepped foot into the store I cut them off said im not clocked in and walked away how fucking stupid and entitled people have become is insane

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Calling out to work because i might kms instead

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I tell my mother i still think abt my ex daily almost 3 years later but i remind her he dumped me mostly because of my relationship ocd

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I rlly wanna get into hard drugs but idk anybody :/

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house md would totally vouch for a neurodivergent doctor (he is one)

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I only hate people because I hold too much animosity towards the overtly bad ones and the life they've allotted me but the good ones really stand out and make me remember that I'm just a misanthrope and not a murderer

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my ex had an issue with me not wanting a lot of friends if any to the point we argued about who we'd invite to our wedding but the older I get the more I realize how right I was I fucking hate most people

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I don't hate my ex surprisingly I think he dodged a bullet I'm just rather lonely and bored these days

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he was hot too that was the worsr part

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thinking abt the time when I was 15 and had a bad meltdown and locked myself in the bathroom and my parents called the cops so they came and forced me out in handcuffs then laughed about how I was able to throw pizza onto the ceiling while I sat in the middle of the room sobbing

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my parents didn't press charges because I didn't really do anything other than throw pizza onto the ceiling (I do not remember why) but I will always remember that cop standing there looking insanely uncomfortable trying to get me to laugh in the worst way possible

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@CurlyMcNulty he was a kid with an unnaturally deep voice