Declan

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Noni Madueke apologising for calling Wolverhampton a sh*thole…

[The Screen Rot Podcast @screenrotpod]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- Jermaine Jenas talking about 'securing the coin'

[CULTRAS: The Culture Ultras @thecultraspod]

Jake Humphrey’s dad when he failed his A Levels

[Tas Gunner @GunnerTas]

He looks like all of Australia's last five Prime Ministers morphed into one

[LILAFRIMANE @LORAFRIMANEE]

stay the fuck away from her

[Sanny Rudravajhala @Sanny_Rudra]

I blame FA Cup replays.

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

Can't work out if Peppa is left handed and about to pull this ball for six

...or right handed and is too late on this shot and is about to wear it right in the face

Hopefully the latter. Serves her right for not wearing a lid against short pitched bowling and smiling about it.

[Joseph Gellman @joseph_gellman]

Time for the thread you’ve all been waiting for!

Here’s how I think senior UK politicians would attempt to cross the big red balls in Total Wipeout

1/

[Andy @_andrewkerr_]

Borat feeling grateful

[Gibraltar FA @GibraltarFA]

The Gibraltar FA to make official complaint to UEFA following Spanish Men’s National Team Euro 2024 celebrations

https://t.co/GWKGrPrlhM

[Tom Jenkins @TomJenkns]

Player of the Southgate era by a country mile…

[Marcus Speller @MarcusSpeller]

Under Southgate it’s been the best time being an England fan. He’s given us so many great memories. Some will always point to the lack of a trophy win but that paints a misleading picture. He restored pride and joy back to the England mens team and I’ll be forever grateful 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Declan @Decofgaunt]

@BBCSport Euro 2028 final at Wembley though...

[Declan @Decofgaunt]

The boss

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

"Tonight we fell short" 💬

Gareth Southgate delivers an emotional response to England's Euro final loss against Spain.

[England @England]

We fell short of what we wanted to achieve this summer, but this group gave everything and have done us proud.

Your support in Germany and back home has been incredible. Thank you. ❤️

[Football Ramble @FootballRamble]

So close and yet so, so far.

The Ramble started in 2007 and England (and Steve McClaren) didn’t even qualify in 2008.

In 2010, we were all bored to tears and the players were locked in Fabio Capello’s prison.

In 2012, we never had a hope in hell against Italy.

In 2014, the best moment of the tournament was Raheem Sterling putting it in the side netting.

In 2016, well… they were all just headphones.

In 2018, we got further than we thought and won an actual penalty shootout.

In 2021, Southgate was outmanoeuvred and we should’ve won.

In 2022, we played *some* brilliant attacking football, but France were too good.

In 2024, we were bad, then even worse - but, BUT we got to another final. And we at least had some great memories along the way.

England. Fuck you. But also, thank you.