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Hold your devil by his spoke and spin him to the ground

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Zoomer at work asked me who Joan of Arc is

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Today I saw a buzzard and a baby deer on my commute and then at work a Morris dancer came in to buy his dinner.

[sam. @suddenxfear]

federico fellini and marcello mastroianni on the set of city of women, 1980

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@GodDamnKillua @kjanegarside

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The song in my heart is a tune for the journeyman’s tale

[Vicky Giavasi @VickyGiavasi]

Art by Shirley Jackson

[REYLEAU @reyleauceanblvd]

Chemtrails Blue Banisters

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@philosophymeme0 Give a dog a dirty nappy and see how enlightened it behaves then

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I got both the girls matching purple clogs now that the baby is walking and I already know she’s going to be so chuffed. She loves copying her big sister 🥹

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@MerriamWebster

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Papa Dolmio has died aged 92.

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@Lammyisback Sounds like you’re not autistic but I would still call you retarded

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No, you don’t understand. That behaviour in a child cannot possibly be an indication of poor parenting because MY child does it.

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@astroonye @chapterlviii I love it

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@steele_mik28277 @whyfemalematter @jan_murray “23% of men cheat on partners in first year of baby’s birth”

“You hate men and are a narcissist.”

Incredible that was the conclusion you got from that statistic. Well done.

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@jan_murray It’s not postnatal depression because he never gave birth. It’s depression albeit following a big change in his life. Ridiculous video

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@tetrarosie Nothing to do with Brexit