ashton 🌪️

sad undergrad, gormless pissant, oedipal gay

[Psychoanalysismemes @analysismemes]

Booked and busy

[ashton 🌪️ @decomposingash]

@DrJDoomwits @olgakhazan unsure how you got this considering she „sigh[s] with relief“ after he *doesn’t* name her

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

[ashton 🌪️ @decomposingash]

@heretobesuperio LOVE ray of light

[thomas @nnepenthes]

she really chopped it up with everyone

[ashton 🌪️ @decomposingash]

@heretobesuperio they’re ok

[ashton 🌪️ @decomposingash]

i need protein bars to start being honest. don’t tell me it tastes like chocolate. tell me it is slop brick soup flavored and i will be satisfied

[ashton 🌪️ @decomposingash]

@heretobesuperio 🙅burnham

[ashton 🌪️ @decomposingash]

senator tommy tuberville

[Jessy Han @hjessy_]

love how our country is at the mercy of AI chatbot hallucinations now

[ashton 🌪️ @decomposingash]

@heretobesuperio i gotta get on that bc it’s already on soap2day so i don’t have to go to the theatre and say hi im here for another heterosexual movie by gregg araki

[Ben Page @Benpagelondon]

BBC Archive interview with Evelyn Waugh from 1960.

Interviewer: You didn’t do very well at Oxford, did you?
Waugh: No, I took a bad third.
Interviewer: How did that happen?
Waugh: Sloth.
Interviewer: Why are you appearing in this programme?
Waugh: Poverty

[lkj0987654321 @lkj0987654321]

it's been too long since I've last been to my local Hegelian Korean restaurant

[ashton 🌪️ @decomposingash]

@heretobesuperio make america twangy again

[ashton 🌪️ @decomposingash]

honestly feel a great affinity with mitch mcconnell. i would love to say no to life without consequences for a month+

[ashton 🌪️ @decomposingash]

@CruzFoxxxy omg what is this from

[CCP @PereiraCyd77098]

Probably one of the best tweets ever.

[ashton 🌪️ @decomposingash]

@CHRISF0GLE yeah i was pretty tuned in to eurovision the year this came out and the response was generally positive 🤷 i’m sure there were haters but to pretend that this is at all objective and not just reflecting loaded sociopolitical issues onto a whatever song is silly

[ashton 🌪️ @decomposingash]

@privatebirb i don't think most NTs in daily life care about the effort it takes unless the thing doesn't get done. only then do they ask if you're putting in effort, and the answer is a predetermined no (as the replies to this post show). a lot of times it's an irreconcilable difference