Troy Green

[Troy Green @decrandomnumber]

I guess I’m the problem 😶
And you’re miss never do no wrong 🙅‍♀️
If I’m so awful 🙄
Why’d you stick around this long 🤔

[Troy Green @decrandomnumber]

My only career goal is to win enough power and influence to ban horses in Central Park.

And if you think that horses belong in Central Park then GOOD bc I’m fkn competitive out here

[Troy Green @decrandomnumber]

@AmericanAir you should add a 9th and 10th boarding group. Having just 8 is isn’t nearly dehumanizing enough for the incredible caste system you’ve built

[Troy Green @decrandomnumber]

@natureplayer_ AI is dumb go back to music

[Troy Green @decrandomnumber]

If you don’t think confidence wins championships then why did Kendrick say Hoes like when you not trippin

[Troy Green @decrandomnumber]

I do be fw some store bought yellow curry chicken but can we stop puttin raisins in that shit

[Troy Green @decrandomnumber]

@SleeperHQ I’m up 30 and my opponent only has Amon ra left. Detroit is up 2 scores in the second half. You have my % chance to win at only 93%.

I’m not mad I’m just saying that probability analysis is pretty ass

[Troy Green @decrandomnumber]

We can nap if we want to, we can leave our plans behind

[Troy Green @decrandomnumber]

How do I know if I’m too old for @itsthedare

[Troy Green @decrandomnumber]

@natureplayer_ German bushwick with Turkish food

[Troy Green @decrandomnumber]

@natureplayer_ 103 fuck sorry I missed this

[Troy Green @decrandomnumber]

Streaming live sports in between concert sets while they’re setting up is peak human experience

[Troy Green @decrandomnumber]

You might not like it but gamesofluck is the best mastered song in existence @natureplayer_

[Troy Green @decrandomnumber]

@natureplayer_ Von Dutch

[Troy Green @decrandomnumber]

Phase 4: I drank more than 4 drinks on both nights this weekend. My Sunday is gone. My Monday is gone. I don’t even remember what normal feels like until Wednesday. This is alcohol forever now

[Troy Green @decrandomnumber]

Hangover phases of life:

Phase 1: Hangovers aren’t real. They’re a myth. I just started alcohol and it’s the best thing ever with 0 consequences
(1/4)

[Troy Green @decrandomnumber]

Phase 3: Sundays are scary. If the DoorDash, Tylenol, and weed doesn’t cure me then my entire day is shot.

[Troy Green @decrandomnumber]

Ok but they actually have pretty solid styles and their men’s clothes are made well and last longer than you would think

[David Sacks @DavidSacks]

There is now only one issue in this election: whether the American people will stand for the USA becoming a Banana Republic.