Breena

she/her

[Breena @decrepit0ldman]

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[Macklemore @macklemore]

fucked up.

[Breena @decrepit0ldman]

just got so called out … but where else am i gonna find whale facts …..

[Breena @decrepit0ldman]

harry styles punching the air rn

[Guillermo del Toro @RealGDT]

I say it again: Avatar 2 - seeing it you realize how long it has been since you saw a MOVIE-MOVIE (like that, in caps).

[Breena @decrepit0ldman]

god lying is so devastating and so fucking funny

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Brie Larson asks Jenna Ortega to come on her YouTube channel after falling for a tweet falsely claiming that she named Captain Marvel as her favorite Marvel character.

[Breena @decrepit0ldman]

@salvicruz_ she genuinely is

[Breena @decrepit0ldman]

so why did my mom show her boss a video of me pole dancing . why did she do that

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

god creating eve from adam’s rib, bohemia, ca. 1420

[Breena @decrepit0ldman]

i just feel like he looks like all my coworkers combined

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Timothée Chalamet as Lee in #BonesAndAll

[horse powder @JuliusIrvington]

women will invite you to shower with them then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

normal bats, england, ca. 13th century

[Breena @decrepit0ldman]

@salvicruz_ white ! offwhite ! green ! blue !

[Breena @decrepit0ldman]

had no clue how often i make pop culture references until i received this message

[Breena @decrepit0ldman]

love it when my buddies start seeing someone and then they’re on the bereal and all the realmojis are like 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[Breena @decrepit0ldman]

making sure to wear my “i voted” sticker to the jenny slate show so she will fall in love w me from our balcony seats

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

dishonorable discharge? you mean a yeast infection

[Breena @decrepit0ldman]

almost weekly someone will tell me they bet i was a theatre kid in my youth. i absolutely was not. reflecting..

[Breena @decrepit0ldman]

@sealbath well what is it

[Breena @decrepit0ldman]

this is how i talk about myself