Declan Bristow

The jolly southern club promoter living in Harrogate! I always go out for a few quiet shandy's...it goes downhill from there!

[Declan Bristow @DecTweeting]

Fucking dying like

[Declan Bristow @DecTweeting]

I am an absolute drinking athlete

[Adam Parsley @Adam_Parsley34]

#SuitUpThursday

[Declan Bristow @DecTweeting]

@Adam_Parsley34 I'm going to pay someone to run you over you prick

[Adam Parsley @Adam_Parsley34]

'In fear of a comedown, I have a massive wank so I know I'll be okay' words of wisdom from Josh Hobson

[Declan Bristow @DecTweeting]

Had a nice night with my hand last night

[Declan Bristow @DecTweeting]

@Adam_Parsley34 you gay bastard

[Adam Parsley @Adam_Parsley34]

Funny cause it's true @DecTweeting #HaGaaaaay

[Declan Bristow @DecTweeting]

Fuck a dog, last night got a bit fruity

[Codec @ Moko @MokoCodec]

Sooo who's ready? Our 1000th follower will receive a free table on us for this Saturdays @DropoutEvents RT RT

[Declan Bristow @DecTweeting]

Going to try have a quiet one tonight don't know if that's possible @PeekabooHG

[Declan Bristow @DecTweeting]

@PeekabooHG @Adam_Parsley34 haha cheers

[PEEKABOO @PeekabooHG]

You going for round 3 of the birthday celebrations tonight? @Adam_Parsley34 bringing your wife @DecTweeting too?

[Declan Bristow @DecTweeting]

Agreed to do a pub quiz with @Adam_Parsley34 , I'm dyslexic and he's dumb as fuck this will go well

[Adam Parsley @Adam_Parsley34]

Going to absolutely nail the @pandpharrogate pub quiz with @DecTweeting tonight

[Declan Bristow @DecTweeting]

Taking this cunt for a few early birthday pints @Adam_Parsley34

[Declan Bristow @DecTweeting]

Some great pictures going round of me from last night...

[Declan Bristow @DecTweeting]

@Adam_Parsley34 @EDJOEHOVIS cunt

[Declan Bristow @DecTweeting]

Going to get smashed off my tits at this German market thing like

[Declan Bristow @DecTweeting]

Anyone else think my new nickname should be 'Southern Comfort' ?