Bronson Mandingo

Hangin' major dong and crushin' hella puss'.

[Bronson Mandingo @dedHESHr]

@EllisMate You’re an inspiration man. Nevermind spinning the next 5 or podcast numbers or earning respect in stand up rn. Give yourself a break. We’re fans bc of who you are as a human being. Be good homeboy 🤙

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

Me (arriving home): Who knocked over the trash can and left this mess in the kitchen?
The dog:

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to the top 5 deads in the world, Walking, better off, knock 'em, Grateful, and ding dong the witch is.

[Heckin Good Dogs @HeckinGoodDogs]

this is one of the cutest friendships i've ever seen

[Bronson Mandingo @dedHESHr]

Imagine dying in your emo phase… open casket.

[Bronson Mandingo @dedHESHr]

Has a UBE-40 joke been made yet?

[Oğuz Pancar @opancaro]

Yoppy Pieter

[David Sark @_davidsark]

Red and blue

[Bronson Mandingo @dedHESHr]

@yannispappas Anyone else got legs??!!

[Bronson Mandingo @dedHESHr]

Skin waves of melanoma heat freckles between yer heavies or gtfo.

[Bronson Mandingo @dedHESHr]

Dad butt is Wedgy City.

[Bronson Mandingo @dedHESHr]

Had a bush like the Alaska Airlines dude struggling for air.

[Bronson Mandingo @dedHESHr]

Anti-Aging Rapid Tit Cream, for them bags..

[Bronson Mandingo @dedHESHr]

Can’t spell hickey wo hick, gimme a lip lap around that denim dandy, d’Delilah!

[Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell]

Big fucking tits

[Bronson Mandingo @dedHESHr]

When you're an MC Hammer, everything looks like an MC Nail.

[Bronson Mandingo @dedHESHr]

Stanford Prison Experiment Rhino..

[Bronson Mandingo @dedHESHr]

I pee some in threesomes.