the holidays are always so funky cuz why do i have a yearly contract that dictates i must interact with people whom im blood related to, i dont even know these people and they sure as hell dont know me
i take very good care of all the hopeless, pitiful, perverse girls that find their way beneath my boots.
i instill in them a purpose, and the lessons they never learned in life, such as: "stay down," "give up," "hump her boot and beg to be her dog."
they're so very well loved <3
i am inherently taking advantage of people by having sex with them even tho that isnt my intention and make efforts to avoid it, my brain makes so much sense :/