mahak.

you are a thief of joy.

[mahak. @dedbutwhoasked]

Banger quote describing my life rn

[Lillie Winger @LillieWinger]

“im too busy for a relationship” is no longer a valid excuse. jensen huang found the time for THREE and he ran a multi billion dollar company.

lock in.

[mahak. @dedbutwhoasked]

@goddamnitshiv Yes you’re missing out on a lot of things like my jokes

[mahak. @dedbutwhoasked]

This guy didn’t value my joke, I hope 2 other people do.

[manuel? @friedddricee]

liking someone is a humiliation ritual

[mahak. @dedbutwhoasked]

@ansharora28 I just checked it’s actually very impressive

[mahak. @dedbutwhoasked]

@ansharora28 Wow that’s so ????

[𝕬𝖗𝖆𝜗ৎ @araisbae]

I have FOMO (Fear Of Not Making Money)

[mahak. @dedbutwhoasked]

Yes Instagram. It is indeed a priority.

[mahak. @dedbutwhoasked]

Guys are selling canned fucking water and doing the storytelling like it’s some crazy ahh shit god save us

[mahak. @dedbutwhoasked]

When he laughs hysterically on my jokes so I know he’s the one. #mytype

[👄 @xo_folly]

Lmaooo I can't believe my eyes

[mahak. @dedbutwhoasked]

Saw the cutest guy but turns out he’s the founder of a completely shitty and useless company and lost interest immediately. Sigh.

[mahak. @dedbutwhoasked]

@knlgwr Bruh stay safe this is fucking insane

[mahak. @dedbutwhoasked]

Crazy fucking day. Happy Diwali.

[mahak. @dedbutwhoasked]

Can everyone stop calling each other patakha during Diwali ffs

[mahak. @dedbutwhoasked]

My nightmare has come true. I have found someone who is just a male version of me.

[mahak. @dedbutwhoasked]

Suggestions for you and it’s the guy who ruined my life

[selfpaglu. @maramarvellous_]

Having a crush on a smart guy is dangerous because suddenly you want to improve your entire life 😭

[mahak. @dedbutwhoasked]

I have an immune system of a rat with no heart

[sijuadeeee🍒 @ivy_2638]

Can we just skip to the part where I already have an amazing career I live alone and everything is working out for me