Deeds

[Brett Merriman @shmerriman]

A credit score but for how efficiently you board/get off a plane

[ૐ @BirkinAura]

actually your community IS coming to save you, people are going to show up for you, love is going to find you, strangers are going to be like angels, the world conspires for your highest good

[angie Ψ @aheartlessjoker]

O diabo veste Prada e o Papa usa Nike

[Katyayani Shukla @aibytekat]

He literally explained why practicing art grows your soul—not your status.

[Simi @simikunleoni]

I like that you like me. You have such great taste.

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

a triple dipper

[Baby @Jasminearmanii]

I’m not waiting for the new year fuck all of yall today rn dec 27th at 7:44 pm

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

Chili’s has $6 margs if you need a break from your family

[uhlaya @alayastew]

Somebody said arizona is atlanta for Mexicans🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ANW Whitecliff John @Atom_Kane_]

you gotta go to the club and look for whoever else as annoyed as you

[໊ @wynrosei]

the worst i ever wish on people is that they meet themselves in someone else

[Lin Unwell Miranda @arielleaty]

I just saw a Zillow commercial that suggested millennials go in on buying a house with 2 friends. Since when did the American dream include a white picket fence and 2 roommates?????

[J. @_JasCouture]

People put themselves in the position for you to not look at them the same, and that’s on them.

[🪩 @bambinasalina]

honestly almost every app is starting to fall off because it’s just waaaaaaaaaay too consumer driven like the art of it all has died a bit

[Jelly Santos @MrsJellySantos]

A senior citizen named Matilda has multi generational beef cuz she took granny’s homemade garlic powder and told her it has no taste.

[man man . @whorezx]

had a hospital bill that was 4k , called them bitches and asked for an itemized receipt and now i only owe $159 lmfaooo . american healthcare is a SCAM