Batcat

I like cat. I probably don't like you.

[sandy @xzabiruw]

kalo kalian belom tau kenaikan Pertamax dibarengi sama pengesahan UU Polri biar fokus masyarakat lebih ke Pertamax. Licik banget rezim ini.

[Mgs M Rizqi Fadhlurrahman @rizqirizqi]

Jadi ceritanya bbrp hari lalu tiba2 ibu gw nelpon. Dalam kondisi agak panik, katanya ga sengaja ngeklik undangan digital yg formatnya APK.

Langsung lah gw minta forward APKnya ke gw. Lalu gw coba bongkar untuk caritau apa yg dilakukan sama app tersebut.

[savi 🍊 @miffiyi]

cantumin ah siapa tau mastin baca

[Batcat @dedemboo]

@umaku1tta @MastinSaurus @sampahfhui Setujuu, what you think becomes what you are. Kalo dari pikiran apalagi sudah berwujud perkataan (meski di ruang privat) tidak dikendalikan, dikuatirkan lama2 jadi identitas diri.

disiplin sejak di dalam pikiran tuh sulit memang 😅

[dimsums🍏²⁶ KUWAT @psychollogay]

barusan di jalan pulang, di lampu merah, ada bapak” bonceng anaknya, anaknya lagi nangis, terus bapaknya tbtb teriak “ANAK SAYA LOLOS KEDOKTERAN UGM” semuanya langsung noleh dan tepuk tangan ngucapin, anaknya tambah nangis, HER DAD MUST HAVE BEEN SO PROUD🤎🤍🥹🥹😭😭

[iyn! @iyntwitt]

Tiap ada bayi lahir, doanya selalu "Semoga jadi anak yang berguna bagi nusa, bangsa, dan agama."

​Jarang banget dengar orang tua yang doanya begini: "Semoga aku bisa jadi rumah yang nyaman buat dia, bisa menjamin pendidikannya, dan memastikan dia tumbuh di lingkungan yang sehat."

​Harusnya kita dulu yang berjanji ke dia, bukan dia yang dituntut buat dunia.

[Menteri Pekerja RI @MenteriPekerja]

Dear HR,

kalo dapet lamaran dari Milenial kelahiran 1981-1996 untuk entry level itu tolong dihargain itu apply bukan lagi untuk ngejer passion atau pengalaman tapi bertahan hidup :((

[Batcat @dedemboo]

@IndonesiaFedera Cannot relate. Bapakku AFK, sodara laki2nya malah minjem duitku ga dibalikin.

[Batcat @dedemboo]

Plis normalisasi pake headset. Ga dengerin musik/konten pake speaker gede di ruang bersama macem kantor.

[Batcat @dedemboo]

"Your chest so flat it makes a smooth landing strip."
"Yep, as smooth as your brain."

Took the bully a while to digest this insult lol.

[spill here @ratjunmuu]

STOP NORMALISASI BAYAR MAHAL BUAT RASA BIASA.

Setiap mau bakaran selalu beli yang kemasan, ngerasa udah paling aman.
Ternyata cuma kebiasaan aja.

Pas iseng racik sendiri di dapur,
kok rasanya malah lebih pas ya?

Nih aku spill racikannya

[Batcat @dedemboo]

@tanyakanrl Mercy tipe ini mungkin cocok kak?

[Like This @GoodRecom]

Tulang punggung keluarga pasti relate sama Mpok Ayu🤧

[Batcat @dedemboo]

@txtdarionlshop Kalo shiseido ada yg pake ga? Ko kayaknya mejik juga yaak

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

can someone please explain to me how someone gets 8 hours of sleep, 10,000 steps a day, goes to work, maintains good hygiene, cleans their house, exercises, takes care of their animals, and has time for hobbies and socializing? cause i feel like this is also propaganda.

[Teh Nita @tehnit4]

ide bagus ini.

[Batcat @dedemboo]

Suatu hari di umur yang hampir 4 windu w keseleo gara2.... Tidur.

[Batcat @dedemboo]

Regular bowel movement is a flex

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Sometimes I genuinely do not want to get married. Today my coworker was complaining that his wife wanted him to help fold their laundry while she was making breakfast for him. He said their 2-year-old daughter was sick last night, so both parents couldn’t get enough sleep. So he went into work early instead. I immediately asked him, “Just help fold the laundry???” He mocked her, mimicking her asking for him to help. I am certain I gave a WTF are you saying look. He even said he'd rather be at work early than be with his wife and a 2-year-old crybaby…. Just do better, men. Please. If you can’t act like a husband or father, don’t get married.