Wokey McWokeface 💙🇪🇺🇨🇮🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Geospatialist°Brewer of beer°Failed musician°Born-again Carshalton Athletic fan°Cricket lover°Liberal with socialist tendencies°LGBT ally

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@nopostco Xhaka brothers too!

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@stevennpl Really pleased he's staying. Got pace and a cool head to boot.

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@CarshaltonA_FC Excellent signing.

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@Nigel_Farage No. YOU are obsessed with it. And by the way it's EDI in this country.

[Wokey McWokeface 💙🇪🇺🇨🇮🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @dedken]

@CarshaltonA_FC Welcome back Fikayo!

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@SethEvansUK @timstillman_ Curiously I find Lineker more predisposed towards Arsenal than a lot of other pundits. His true love is Leicester and he doesn't seem that bothered about Spurs IYAM!

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Quite a lot of us have the same question

[guyfelicella🇨🇦🍁 @guyfelicella]

As a Canadian, I have a serious question:

How the hell is Donald Trump still in power after everything he's said, done, and been accused of?

Explain it to me like I'm in kindergarten.

Because nothing about it makes sense.

[Wokey McWokeface 💙🇪🇺🇨🇮🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @dedken]

@timstillman_ Gutted to miss it due to being in Portugal. Can we do it again next weekend?

[Wokey McWokeface 💙🇪🇺🇨🇮🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @dedken]

@toptargets We're very polite aren't we - no setting fire to entire districts!

[Wokey McWokeface 💙🇪🇺🇨🇮🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @dedken]

@CarshaltonA_FC Good, good. I expect him to be named club captain?

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@CarshaltonA_FC Best of luck @BryanIfeanyi1 - knock 'em dead!

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@Stackz_18 @DanielPaulJames @CarshaltonA_FC Correct. Pace and tricks with an eye for goal, but has a tendency to tey to do too much. Spent most of last season shouting "PASS IT" at him. Handy from the penalty spot. Quite a humble likeable fella. Must say I'm surprised to see him step up two levels!

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@LukeRead_ @CarshaltonA_FC Another legend leaving the club.. 😢 Really gutted to see you go. Best of luck at Brentwood, so long as you don't score against us!

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@CarshaltonA_FC 😭

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Another fan favourite departs. Luke has been an unbelievable player for the Robins for so many years. A real Mr Consistent who gave everything in whatever position he played (even in goal!) @BrentwoodTownFC have got themselves an outstanding player.

[Carshalton Athletic FC @CarshaltonA_FC]

Luke Read Departs Colston Avenue
https://t.co/emSciPkJM6

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@SoVeryBritish I feel seen

[Wokey McWokeface 💙🇪🇺🇨🇮🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @dedken]

Correct.

[DREN!! @City_Dren]

📣🎙️Roy Keane: "Declan Rice Deserves the PFA Award More Than Bruno Fernandes"

There’s not much to debate here for me - it’s quite obvious. Declan deserves it more.

Look at when Kevin De Bruyne won it - he backed it up with trophies. Ozil didn’t win the PFA despite his incredible performances. I’m trying to control myself, but the facts speak clearly.

What more do you want from Declan Rice? He has won multiple Player of the Match awards in the Champions League and the Premier League. Now he’s a Premier League champion and Arsenal’s Player of the Season.

He’s also going to play in the Champions League final, while Bruno will be watching from the television.

If Declan wins the Champions League, then for me he should be in the conversation for the Ballon d’Or. That’s the only way this makes sense.

The Premier League should do better with these awards.

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@vadernick @reece_dinsdale It's the Champions League Final. You know, the European football final where the best takes on the best. Perhaps people might like to see that? Spack.

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@fabiosaraiva28 Fans are really gutted, hope you're not thinking of leaving too!