>From New York
>Known by three-letter nickname
>Progressive gigachad
>Rescues country from cataclysmic failures of Republican leadership
>Saves Democratic Party from its own toxic national brand.
WELCOME BACK FDR
“I am the daughter of farmers,” she said. “You are a billionaire. We have nothing in common.”
“Perhaps we do,” murmured her New Yorker antagonist.
“What?” blustered Porter.
“We are,” responded Steyer, “both traitors to our class.”
Gorsuch be like: first, I’d like to acknowledge that we’re on stolen Nacotchtank and Piscataway land. Second, the state of Oregon’s ban on throwing queer people into volcanoes is a blatant violation of the first amendment.