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Mummy, Baker, Eater.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

"I'm going to talk about her and give her the respect that she deserves and that she didn't always get"

Laura Whitmore pays an emotional tribute to her friend Caroline Flack

https://t.co/w8LOPeWiEV

[Dave Newcombe @DerwentBirder]

Daughter is so self deprecating and thinks her drawing and art is awful. She's done this tonight in @CostaCoffee for Halloween. Let's see if she can get a few retweets and likes.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Being British is just staring blankly out of the window into the grey whilst muttering: “they said it was supposed to be nice today”

[dean @bishtiddiez]

#ImOldEnoughToRememberWhen you had to give your computer cancer just to make a playlist

[Mumsnet @MumsnetTowers]

#WorldBreastfeedingWeek
Illustration by @brushandbobbins

[Mumsnet @MumsnetTowers]

Get pregnant, they said.
You'll be glowing, they said.

[Poundland @Poundland]

Just give us the packet 😂 Happy #NationalBiscuitDay! What's your favourite biscuit? 😋

[Mumsnet @MumsnetTowers]

How you feel in your third trimester.

[Pixar @Pixar]

Oh, hey. 👋

[Pixar @Pixar]

Boogie monster. 🕺 #InternationalDanceDay

[Fay Ripley @FayRipley]

More Easter #biscuit #baking and my chocolate bombs from #faymakesiteasy but made with milk choc instead of dark and a mini wee egg on top when it’s straight out of the oven. I… https://t.co/sYqziMJCPx

[Simon Higgens @simon_higgens]

Oi you! Yes you @marmite peeps! Where the ruddy heck can I buy your marmitey peanut butter? Tried everywhere! How am I supposed to give it a try if I can’t get my laughing gear around it!

[💥 @Dedopoulos1]

@marmite I want this 😛😛😛😛

[Robbie McVicar @robmcvicar]

(Sets Sky+ box...)

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

If your first thought about this unrepentant, remorse-devoid ISIS bride is 'Aww, I feel sorry for her', then you need to take a long, hard look at yourself & wonder why & how your hand-wringing 'wokeness' addled your brain.
She's a terrorist-lover & terror accomplice. End.

[HEY DUGGEE @HEYDUGGEE]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Be a sweetling
An' get some biscuits for Chew Chew!

Happy Valentine's Days Squirrels!

[BBC Weather @bbcweather]

Here's a weather phenomenon we've never seen. These 'ghost apples' were formed in Michigan, when freezing rain formed an icy glaze around apples on a tree. The apples rotted and fell out of the bottom, leaving their ghostly icy shape behind.

[R Y L A N @Rylan]

To the prick on Great Portland Street that just shouted “Fuck Off You Faggot” at me. When I shouted you what at you and you run away.... you run like phoebe in friends...

[L U K E @BambiMusic]

Someone just said, if you wanna say spice girls in a Scottish accent, just say “space ghettos” in an American accent. I’ve been doing it and laughing for a good 5 mins now 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[Willesden Police @MPSWillesden]

BRITISH GAS UNIFORM'S HAVE BEEN STOLEN. Please check with British Gas to check on 0333 202 9802 If you are visited at your home address by someone reporting to be from British Gas without an appointment. Do NOT let them in, keep your door securely shut, if in doubt call 999