Captain

Creator of Ohio State’s “and take his shoes”

[Captain @DeDrossi]

@PostMalone bro forreal look to the left ya boy singing Hank Williams

[Captain @DeDrossi]

@PostMalone I got you tonight if you need me to sing the Hank Williams part of finer things #BCMF

[Captain @DeDrossi]

@RetroMoviesDB

[Woody @woodyVSworld]

Sabrina Carpenter shares a new photo of her and Jeremiah Smith via Instagram 🔥

[Ashley ❤️‍🔥 @THE13MANUSCRIPT]

I’m deceased #SuperBowlLIX

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

Another natty for THE Ohio State 🤩🏆

[Woody @woodyVSworld]

Hang it in the Louvre 💍

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

H12TORY MADE 🏆

[Juck Miletti @JuckOnBucks]

Never seen a college football season like these Buckeyes just put together. 2024 National Champs!

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

THIS WHOLE BUCKEYE PLAYOFF RUN 😂

[Captain @DeDrossi]

@wingstop I refuse to buy your food cause your commercial starts with a doorbell ring and immediately makes my dogs think someone is at the door

[Captain @DeDrossi]

Maybe i could pay loans! Or afford a new car. Or money to do something fun!

[Tyler Olson, EA @olsonplanner]

$480 more /month is what a resident would make if their salary were $8,000 higher.

How much does an extra $480 mean to a resident?

[Jimmy Turner, MD @TPP_MD]

Can we all just admit that residents are underpaid?

If you replaced residents with APPs it would cost double

Much of the money hospitals receive for a resident does not go toward their salary

Am I the only one who thinks hospitals seem to be triple dipping?

#MedTwitter

[Captain @DeDrossi]

@DraftKings uhhhh this doesn’t make sense

[Captain @DeDrossi]

@ChipotleTweets did I win the golden ticket or did I miss something here?

[Captain @DeDrossi]

*Stands on the operative side of the OR table* Then the attending asks what PGY year you are

[Captain @DeDrossi]

@_klewless Michigan fans

[Bryan Carmody @jbcarmody]

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but…

Yes, medical residents are once again exempted from being paid overtime.

See p. 378 of the final rule PDF:

[Captain @DeDrossi]

The spawn of satan and we still use one

[Dillon Nussbaum, MD @NussbaumMD]

Me: orders anything for a patient

Phone rings: “I see an order for X, do you really want that?”

Me: “Yes.”