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[dee @dee32534255]

do u guys ever say a random word like cheesepenciltablegumball and then like assume that no one in the world has ever said that word before

[dee @dee32534255]

my biggest flex is that my mom knows andre from victorious’ aunt. lol. jealousy is a disease.

[dee @dee32534255]

my phone is so unpredictable, one minute it can be working just fine and the next it will literally explode. u never know 😀 #unpleasantsurprises

[dee @dee32534255]

i literally hate when ppl put those loud engines in their cars like they have a ferrari or smt like... pack it up mr honda civic

[dee @dee32534255]

it always hits different when u send a pic u wanna post to the gc and they all hype u up

[dee @dee32534255]

i wonder what harry’s doing rn

[dee @dee32534255]

if someone puts mascara on their mustache will it be ✨voluminous✨

[dee @dee32534255]

no one:
last year when a mom was in a tik tok: OMG SLAYY OMG HAHA UR MOM SLAY OMG SLAY

[dee @dee32534255]

episode is so annoying it’s literally like
wear sweaty ugly gym clothes that justin won’t like and make a fool of urself at the party
✨wear a cashmere gown for 70 diamonds✨

[dee @dee32534255]

one time i looked at a bee and said with a straight face “u can talk to me i wont tell anyone” just bcuz i saw it happen in the bee movie. and i live by that.

[Te$$@ @CusumanoTessa]

Oh sorry i thought the person that takes the cheese off their pizza said something

[dee @dee32534255]

the trumpets dance we made in sixth grade was a cultural reset

[dee @dee32534255]

why are there cars driving on my street rn like.. it’s 1 am where could u possibly be going

[dee @dee32534255]

that moment when the volume is just a little too loud so u can’t brag to ppl that u know all of the words cuz no one can hear u