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Mia Malkova says her boyfriend wants to get her pregnant 🍆

“He has a pregnant fetish. He really wants to get me pregnant.”

“Because he wants to fuck you with your nine-month bubble?”

“Probably. I think that’s kind of hot.”

“I have an IUD. I threw that in as soon as I could.”

“I also have a cream pie fetish, so it’s a really bad recipe without any birth control.”

“I normally like to go without birth control and do the pullout method. But if I have someone telling me, ‘Can I? Can I? Can I?’ I’m like, ‘Just do it.’”

She thinks it’s because he wants sex with her at nine months 😂

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Everyone: We have airplanes, are we going to ever see cars fly

Elon Musk: Hold my beer 🍺

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Aaliyah and Yasmina described an obsessed OnlyFans fan who faked his own death for attention 😱

Aaliyah explained that the man was obsessed with them. Out of nowhere, she received a message from someone claiming to be his wife, saying, “Sadly, I inform you that Shabi is gone. A car came speeding, hit him, and he died.”

The host asked which country this happened in, and Aaliyah replied, “London. Wimbledon.” She questioned why it wasn’t in the news, pointing out that a young man being hit by a speeding car in London should have made headlines.

She stated that she was told Shabi was dead. Yasmina added that she had spoken to him just a week earlier.

Aaliyah then said they found him on LinkedIn and called his workplace. A colleague answered and confirmed, “Yes, he’s right here.” Aaliyah immediately hung up, knowing he would recognize her voice.

When the host asked if she ever spoke to him again, she replied, “No. Because apparently he’s still dead.”

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Ft @elonmusk X @Tesla

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Everyone: We have airplanes, are we going to ever see cars fly

Elon Musk: Hold my beer 🍺

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Aaliyah and Yasmina described an obsessed OnlyFans fan who faked his own death for attention 😱

Aaliyah explained that the man was obsessed with them. Out of nowhere, she received a message from someone claiming to be his wife, saying, “Sadly, I inform you that Shabi is gone. A car came speeding, hit him, and he died.”

The host asked which country this happened in, and Aaliyah replied, “London. Wimbledon.” She questioned why it wasn’t in the news, pointing out that a young man being hit by a speeding car in London should have made headlines.

She stated that she was told Shabi was dead. Yasmina added that she had spoken to him just a week earlier.

Aaliyah then said they found him on LinkedIn and called his workplace. A colleague answered and confirmed, “Yes, he’s right here.” Aaliyah immediately hung up, knowing he would recognize her voice.

When the host asked if she ever spoke to him again, she replied, “No. Because apparently he’s still dead.”

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Cardi B badly wants A Threesome Where Both Girls Are Down There At The Same Time While Making Out, Not Taking Turns 👅

Cardi B: “I would like, in a threesome, to have a really pretty face girl that I really like.”

“But like, not just like, ‘My turn, your turn, my turn, your turn.’”

“If I like her a lot. I mean, you know, it’s really passionate when you make out with girls.”

“I’m very passionate. Like, I like to make love.”

“It’s not just like, ‘Oh, you jerk it and suck it, now you jerk it and suck it”

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Cardi B badly wants A Threesome Where Both Girls Are Down There At The Same Time While Making Out, Not Taking Turns 👅

Cardi B: “I would like, in a threesome, to have a really pretty face girl that I really like.”

“But like, not just like, ‘My turn, your turn, my turn, your turn.’”

“If I like her a lot. I mean, you know, it’s really passionate when you make out with girls.”

“I’m very passionate. Like, I like to make love.”

“It’s not just like, ‘Oh, you jerk it and suck it, now you jerk it and suck it”

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Luna blast the new generation of performers and does NOT hold back 🤯🔥

"this new generation of performers like honestly fvcking suck. i'm not impressed by any of these hoes" 💀

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Luna blast the new generation of performers and does NOT hold back 🤯🔥

"this new generation of performers like honestly fvcking suck. i'm not impressed by any of these hoes" 💀

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@Oluwasunkanmi0 Godammn

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Ft 🎙️@joerogan

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JOE ROGAN sounds displeased with Trump’s because of the Iran war 😑

“Stop this shit.”

“It’s crazy.”

“When we voted for Trump, we were voting for no more wars.”

“Most people who voted for him … feel very upset that there’s a new war.”

“I do not like this Iran war in any way, shape, or form.”

“They were trying to get every single president, including Trump in his first term, to do this.”

“I don’t know how they convinced Trump to do it … ”

Michael Douglas: “I think it was instigated by Israel.”

“They had information that these key Iranian leaders would all be together.”

“Didn’t turn out that way.”

Rogan: “No.”

“I don’t think the picture that they painted of how this was going to go down was even remotely accurate.”

“It’s a giant quagmire.”

“There’s no easy way out.”

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Joe Rogan said “What Trump stood for, some of it turned out to not be real” 🤯

Like 'no wars.' We're at a war with Iran, so that wasn't real.

And it's nuts to just give someone a $50,000 ICE signing bonus, you train them for seven weeks and then give them guns, and you have a militarized force running through the fucking city streets.

It seems crazy

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@heis_fazzy Ohh really

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Joe Rogan said “What Trump stood for, some of it turned out to not be real” 🤯

Like 'no wars.' We're at a war with Iran, so that wasn't real.

And it's nuts to just give someone a $50,000 ICE signing bonus, you train them for seven weeks and then give them guns, and you have a militarized force running through the fucking city streets.

It seems crazy

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FT @joerogan

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Joe Rogan said “What Trump stood for, some of it turned out to not be real” 🤯

Like 'no wars.' We're at a war with Iran, so that wasn't real.

And it's nuts to just give someone a $50,000 ICE signing bonus, you train them for seven weeks and then give them guns, and you have a militarized force running through the fucking city streets.

It seems crazy

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FT @wkamaubell

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Shane Gillis’ ill-fated joke had a very specific audience, former CNN host W. Kamau Bell explains in a new episode of his podcast.

“Shane Gillis was doing something intentional when he chose to tell that “well-worn” joke”

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So hilarious how 50 Cent and Andrew Schulz couldn’t stop LAUGHING while reacting to the ICONIC video of Jim Carrey going WILD at 50 Cent’s concert 😂😂

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Adriana Chechik says fans who want to sleep with her answer a questionnaire about their size🍆

“I’ll put a questionnaire out and I’ll be like, ‘Must respond with the title green eyed girl.’”

“I just ask about personal hygiene ... I say I don’t need any photos, I just would like you to tell me your ... size, whatever the size is.”

“And then I also put up a question and I say like ... what’s my dream date, right?”

“I think I’m different than most girls, like I don’t care about ... size.”

“Your privates don’t matter when it comes to ... intimate experience, right? It’s about connection, it’s about the effort you’re willing to put into the connection.”

She doesn’t care about size 😈

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A man pursued Nicole Aniston for a year. She called him “a 10” - then realized they didn’t make condoms that small 🍆

“This guy pursued me for like a year.”

“Man, this guy was a 10.”

“We go back to his place, we had a couple drinks… and I got down there.”

“My excuse was, ‘This condom is not going to work for us.’”

“That was just me in my own thoughts. I just was thinking they don’t make condoms as small.”

“I was not gonna not have a condom… I didn’t know if he had been tested or anything.”

“I’m gonna get a car. Let me leave.”

“I never saw him again after that.”