Matthew D Dempster

Stupid Ass Dumb Shit

[Matthew D Dempster @dee_dempster]

@BudLightSadness Damn, and all I’ve ever had to do is call 911 over the junkie ODing in my shitter.

[EducatëdHillbilly™ @RobProvince]

I’m glad they’re so focused on affordability……

[Matthew D Dempster @dee_dempster]

He’s a dude.

[Rep. Becca Balint @RepBeccaB]

My friend, @Rep_McBride, is damn good at her job.

She listens, she builds coalitions, she gets the votes, and she’s funny as hell while doing it. We’re so lucky to have her! https://t.co/r25md2LwAt

[Jay 🕋☪️✈️ @jay_kobbe]

I have nothing to do with the FAA grounding planes nationwide

I’m not even at an airport

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Heading into the weekend.

[ftedd 2.0 @fakeftedd]

💀

[NeverTweet @LOLNeverTweet]

Big E heading for scrapping.

[Matthew D Dempster @dee_dempster]

Guarantee this shit will give a girl the ick.

[Azka Ai @warraich_Ai2]

Rough sex according to guys:

• Slap everything
• Full speed
• Choke her without asking

Rough sex according to girls:

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Hamas hasn’t even been sworn in yet this feels like an overreaction.

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Just a couple of Classical Liberals hanging out together.

[Matthew D Dempster @dee_dempster]

@ArthurBoreman @jamesseegs Yeah, that’s what has me picking
Weezer over the Beastie Boys.

[Matthew D Dempster @dee_dempster]

@LakesFirearmsTr @Psy_ware When will this pernicious persecution end?

[Matthew D Dempster @dee_dempster]

Unsurprisingly on point.

[Ironclad @NavCom24]

#BREAKING: Indian Air Force officer arrested for sharing files of "final war plan" with Pakistani intelligence officer in exhange of a nude picture.

[Joe Concha @JoeConchaTV]

Somehow Brennan will blame Trump for this.

[Matthew D Dempster @dee_dempster]

@RobProvince Looking about around here I count an abnormally high amount of closet cases.

[EducatëdHillbilly™ @RobProvince]

We know his parents were Mormon. Is there any evidence he was a practicing Mormon? Because I think fucking a gay troon furry isn’t in line with the faith. Just a guess.

[🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock @kimmie_c_]

Aaaaand he somehow just got more badass

[Matthew D Dempster @dee_dempster]

@PollySpin And pass up their opportunity
to hold their big gay-ass balls in it.

[WeaponOutfitters.com @WeaponOutfitter]

Interesting theory, makes sense.